The oblong patty was wildly under-seasoned and could in essence be anything, not standing out much from a typical McDonald’s burger patty.

“hot meat swirl.”

The eye in the header photo is actually broken, not winking, leading to the affectionate nickname of One-eyed Woody in my house.

I mean has anyone ever seen Woody and Theodore in the same place? How do we know the tugboat just hasn’t had a lot of work done?

I mean if I can’t wash my hands easily before eating right now in the time of our lord COVID, I’m fork and knife all the way.

We do it on December 27th (the mid point of a bunch of Christmas week family birthdays) and have homemade turkey soup bubbling on the stove all day. I look forward it it more than Christmas dinner most years.

Dennis, we have a holiday potluck at work for a department of 200 and every year one team pools their cash and brings Mary Brown’s fried chicken and taters (an east coast Canadian chicken chain). And every year it’s the thing people make a bee line for, right past all the lovingly homemade dishes. It’s pretty funny.

I didn’t watch the vids so I can’t comment on Anderson’s knife skills, but her recipe for Soy Roasted Brussels Sprouts is still my go to recipe for Brussels sprouts. Crispy, salty, umami-y outside, warm soft interior. Delicious.

I mean that’s a fair headline.

Regina is the Florida of Canada, obviously.

Were the cornflakes on top? Or mixed in? Because corn flakes on top = crunchy goodness, cornflakes mixed in = a dish no person should be subjected to.

It truly must be wild living with a food writer. All your food related holidays come a month early. 

Came here for this, thank you.

Agreed - I saw the headline and thought “why is Subway making themselves less likable?” It’s very weird, and as someone with no stakes in the game, kind of fascinating to watch.

(You can check out the black stripe in this YouTube video from an Albanian news source.)

I mean my bigger concern is them trying to claim a fast food burger is “Natural. Sustainable. Healthy.”

Man, I feel mildly betrayed because I though store bought puff pastry was, in the immortal words of Ina Garten, “fine.”

This is objectively hilarious.

May I please be invited to your next party? Don’t care if they’re easy, this sounds delicious.

This year I had an option of either a full size Kit Kat or Ring Pops. When offered the choice, almost every kid took the Ring Pop. Full size is where it’s at, but novelty is a big bonus too.