Hey, Aimee’s already already got you covered!

Which . . . which two things are the “double sensation”s that the ad copy is trying to sell me here? The hard boiled egg yolks(?) in the crust? The cold deli meat? The cucumber? THE CHERRY?

I can’t stop saying “Oatgurt” to myself.

Here’s what I don’t understand about this: these kids still have to do the coursework to get a degree, right? And if they’re not smart enough to get in on their own merit, how do they manage to pass their classes? Or is it just “I went to Stanford” that’s good enough on a resume and the degree itself doesn’t really…

Oh my god store bought goldfish are a modern miracle. I couldn’t agree more. But the homemade stuff is also pretty good and has a nice chew!

Two words: Smitten Kitchen. SO GOOD. Totally worth the minimal effort. Also the Crisp Rosemary flatbread. Bring this to a party with a cheese ball and you’re a hero, my friend.

The homemade goldfish? Also great. All of her homemade crackers are great. Deb needs a cracker tag!

My god at least wait for Remembrance Day!

Maggie Gyllenhaal “celebrated the launch of Prisoner’s Wine Eternally Silenced Pinot Noir,”

Khorkina, [said] . . . that if she were 15 years younger, she would be able to challenge her.

The flower arrangement in the living room (?) looks like a giant brain.

Before scrolling down, I mixed up Jordyn Woods with American Idol’s Jordin Sparks and was genuinely excited to hear she’s fine.

When I, a millenial, took a Via train across Canada 15 years ago I was really excited for the dining car! So old school! So fancy! So romantic! And then I was seated at a table with an older couple who discovered I was a liberal arts major at a lefty university, and the husband spent the entire meal lecturing me on…

Great minds, etc. :)

Can’t believe this classic (classic!) got left off the list.

How were his pants too baggy but also tight enough to make me uncomfortable?

The first time I tried this I used 8oz jars because I was too cheap to go buy even more mason jars. It worked, however the jars tipped on their sides and floated the entire cook time. I went out and bought the 4oz jars.

My god, is this proof that Shep McAllister is a real live person?

My god, is this proof that Shep McAllister is a real live person?

There’s hope! I would have said the same thing about Paris Hilton, but look at where we are today!

Well it’s apparently Chartwells, so . . . yep.

Wells is a delight and I’m waaaaaaaaaaaay too invested in his relationship with Sarah.