We lost my mom four months after diagnosis. Pancreatic cancer is a fucking asshole. It’s the fourth deadliest cancer and barely anyone has heard of it or donates to it. Fuck pancreatic cancer.

My sister would murder Ben Mulroney in the street if she saw him there. 

I feel like you’re missing the fat-girl-with-along-torso application here.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd gif this confirms I still know all the moves to this.

Kelly, just wanted to say how much I appreciate these thoughtful, non-dismissive posts about romance novels. It’s really refreshing, and I’m really enjoying them!

My school does active shooter drills once a semester

Man, that step sequence that starts around 3:35 . . . wow

If they’re not fucking, they probably should be.

Aimee, I’m in tears again. Sometimes alone is the greatest not-decision I’ve ever made, and sometimes it’s the thing that makes me feel the worst about myself.

George’s right sock falling down is giving me life.

George’s sock falling down is killing me with adorableness

Man, I do not typically tin hat but boy oh boy do I tin hat these two.

Take your star, sir or madam.

*makes grabby hands at the second Smitten Kitchen cookbook*

But how is that girl in the commercial going to eat her popcorn with that thing on her finger? HOW?!?!

If only you had forgone the belt! 9.9/10

You need to burn your home to the ground.

I . . . have definitely napped in my car in the work parkade. I am apparently ladying right?

I’m sorry more than one Jezebeler is being forced to pay attention to Megan Kelly. (Bobby, Hazel, you are treasures.0