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OH MY GOD! WE’RE HAVING A FYRE ... SALE!

Ah, the Pratt.

While the sight of hundreds of unoccupied little castles is kind of comical, I think China is in a class by itself when it comes to unoccupied and sparsely developments. There are literal ghost cities, complete with high rises and shopping malls, even a replica Eiffel Tower.

“Hurry, before it’s foreclosed on!”

Sheepspotting (PG 17).

Or firing into the air and shouting "Aaaaaaaagh".

It’s only the best movie ever made about firing two guns whilst jumping through the air!

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Wait - is this the infamous Seattle one which produced this clip?

Too many castles, not enough catapults.

They look like the Hot Fuzz model village.

It’s a popular joke that the following Kevin Smith tweet is the worst thing ever tweeted- even Kevin Smith agrees:

Never thought I would get to make a meme out of this one.

“The tiny princess is in another tiny castle!”

I always laugh when people say it’s a “hit job” or a coordinated effort when stories like this comes up.

The line reads like something you make up with a bunch of friends to imitate a douchebro only to stop midway because it’s simply too cringy.

Seriously, I wouldn’t have put that on the internet when I was 15 never mind 35.

Just another he said/she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said situation.

He was a 35 year old man when he wrote that tweet. What a fucking embarrassment.

“What’s ur favourite thing about the sex you’re attracted too? (My PR answer would B everything about a woman) But #CantLie VaJayJay all day“