Tragedies have happened, yes, but the safety record for spaceflight is actually pretty exceptional, given the risks involved.

Band eventually realizes maybe the murder sprees are gonna happen, after all. Who doesn’t have this particular children’s book? (Everyone. Everyone doesn’t.)

‘He sounds drugged.’

He then moved on to his experience in ‘Star Wars’, which included calling the late Sir Alec Guinness “a fake-ass bitch”.

He is the only human known to have given 1/1 000 000th of a shit. Most people can’t mange giving so little of a shit with such accuracy.

His acting wasn’t bad at all. He didn’t display emotion because one of the points of the film is that Deckard is behaving more like a machine than the robots he’s hunting.

Maybe he looked at De Niro and Bruce Willis and thought he’s better than this?

Well, we do need more organ donors

Nathan Dahm likes to drink cum until he chokes.

A republican making a joke is like a republican being self aware of the truth and plights of other people or social conditions, they don’t care about anyone other than themselves.

*Republican makes joke*

/Ben Shapiro’s wife has entered the chat

Obviously, the best part of him ran down his mama’s leg.

Yet these fools voted for a man who had to pay a prostitute to get some. *sigh*

It's no use making any jokes about Dahm because the punchline is always his dad's failure to pull out that one time.

You are completely correct, but even as a huge baseball fan, the win is still one of sport’s most arbitrary stats.

In Vago’s defense, the main wrinkle is if the starting pitcher doesn’t go at least 5 innings— if the starter comes out after, say, 3 innings (because of injury, fatigue, being bad, etc) but has the lead, and then a series of relievers maintains that lead through the end of the game, it can then get kind of tricky for…

Also made up recently: the “Hold”, where a middle reliever neither starts nor ends the game but maintains the lead.

But what if, say, instead of a pitcher, we have a belly itcher?

“Nope. Sorry children, you’re on your own with this one. I’m not touching it.”