I just want to see some long-haired, barefoot, acid-fried hippie Jobs’ will mandated be on retainer forever walk into the court in a tie-dye shirt shout “Property is, like, THEFT - you can’t buy...stuff, maaaaan” to the judge.

I’d be shocked if this wasn’t covered in the 250 pages of terms and conditions we all clicked through without reading.

I realised while rewatching the other day that Grosse Pointe Blank is 25 years old now 

I’m generally ok with people doing what they want as long as they don’t harm others, but this is just sick.

“I’m guessing it’s not much worse than being the janitor at an adult bookstore/video arcade.”

Back in the day when Trebek was first hired he was essentially an unknown quality. Nobody knew how long he’d stick around, but he was fairly young at the time.

I’m going to open up some kind of “influencer hotel” that caters to influencers. However, behind the door to each room is a pit full of alligators.

Imagine being the person whose job it was to clean and sanitize the sex dolls between customers. Just imagine that life for a moment.

Wait, “unlicensed”? You’re telling me somebody said to themselves “we better make licensing requirements for sex doll brothels...just in case”?

I hope you immediately opened a store nearby selling all manner of sanitizing materials at an incredible markup. 

A sex doll brothel was supposed to open up in my city (well, it opened, closed, re-opened in a new location, had charges brought against the owners for by-law violations because it was unlicensed, and closed again) and the website was terribly written by someone who didn’t have a firm grasp on English. I sent them a…

Man, Pfeiffer has had so many amazing parts, Love Field probably isn’t even in the top 10. Hell, Ladyhawke was more interesting.

I can’t speak to being ON Jeopardy, but sitting in the audience is free! Jeopardy actually pays fundraising groups per head they bring to the audience. #facts #childhood

I’m so excited about LaVar Burton hosting Jeopardy! I hope he becomes the permanent host, and I finally get on Jeopardy to meet him. I’ll have to come up with a different Jeopardy story though, something about books.

You’re not a dolphin scientist!

She is so good. Has anyone seen her in Bad Lieutenant? The way she can take a couple lines and make a whole world out of it is—well, very few actors can do that! 

The collective hum in Best in Show, with everyone looking somber and humming to themselves, and as they pan over Coolidge, she’s staring dead eyed, lips apart, teeth exposed, going “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” and you truly *believe* this woman might actually not know how to hum.

She’s also done so much amazing voicework in animated shows: Lazy Susan in Gravity Falls, Ms. Lips in Fishhooks.  Love her!

Been saying forever that Puff is the Vince McMahon of hip-hop: Started off behind the scenes and willed unprecedented money into the game. But also, eventually became bigger than his employees and oversaw a disproportionate amount of early deaths and tragedy, shady accounting, ruined careers and bad blood from with…