hamologist
Hamologist
hamologist

I always loved the Nail ammo boxes in-game being labeled with the NIN logo.

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In a weird coincidence I just started re-listening to the Unreal Tournament soundtrack, which isn’t as dark and industrial but still brings a lot of the same nostalgia for me.

I’m still confused as to what an “ass-pussy” is.

You’re thinking of the Sourtoe Cocktail of Dawson City, Yukon.  (It’s easier to lose a toe to frostbite there.)

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Does the editor position at AV Club pay actual American money? Because if so I’d like to apply

Is he the first person holding a WWE title to win a Grammy?

Haha! Yeah, totally crazy.

We spent our summer [of 2019] on 175th St. and Autobahn

Well, fuck...you made me do this!

People play with the word ‘trauma’ but it’s a real thing viscerally triggered by so many different things. Yeah, it’s seeing cops you know make a point of cruising by this man’ home or memories popping up of how brutal and barbaric they were to him in that apartment or shit they said while he was in the precinct. But

The blue MAGA responses to this should be entertaining. 

Small correction - it’s been two years since they filmed. I was on the crew, as the BTS shooter - it was summer 2019 :) 

If I make a death threat at work, I’ll be fired. I imagine most people would be.

No, he paid the associated fine with eating the toe.

The sheer technological progression we’ve had in the 13 years since IV is staggering. You gotta remember, Crysis dropped only a year before and was melting top of the line computers for the day, yet even Crysis remastered can’t hold a graphical candle to games like RDR2 or modern shooters like Battlefield V or COD.

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Fuck, I’m old.

*realizes 2007 was 14 years ago, starts hyperventilating*

... I remember it being so much prettier. Getting old is weird.

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GTA IV, aka the second game I owned when I got a PS3 that year.

Ugh. I wouldn’t even puke on this guy.