Yeah, I’m not usually about the “good old days,” but I really miss “character actor goes utterly ham as the villain” being a standard B and C-movie thing outside comedies and throwbacks.

The “X-Files” revival really missed the opportunity to have Mulder start wondering if Scully’s refusal to age properly is a result of her alien abduction.

I appreciate Mission: Impossible, but holy shit does Simon Pegg just take me straight out of the movie whenever he’s on screen. He’s just one of those British comedians who I cannot for the life of me get over seeing in serious roles.

I saw a Warhol in storage once. It hadn’t been stored very well.

Snakes are just lizards with eye patches over their legs, if you think about it.

Digital Drano?

My best guess is that his balls flap up and cover his dick, as hands do to eyes in a game of normal peekaboo.

Phenomenal.

Aw man, I had no idea they even made one. I'll have to check it out.

That would fit in well with what I was thinking — a procedural miniseries where in the aftermath of a purge the U.S. Attorney’s office goes about their annual routine of trying to arrest and prosecute purgers on technicalities related to the long-term criminality of their purgings.

Al isn’t even in the Polka Hall of Fame. Total madness.

And what happened to “never fuck a cop?”

Gamera is really sweet! He is filled with turtle meat! 

If I’m remembering my art history, there’s evidence that Pharoahs kept lions as status symbols and totems. It’s easy to imagine at least one society throughout ancient history doing the same thing with tigers.

It saddens me that our divided society is so quick to take the side of turtle or monster instead of synthesizing those two theses and acknowledging the very real existence of turtle monsters.

“Peek-a-boo dick?"

The baby was clearly trying to absorb your soul and imprison it within a bezoar.

Now there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon, TWO COATS! 

Nevermind, I found the specific gun, and you can only engage the safety when it’s cocked, and looking closer it appears there’s one of those orange “this gun is empty” flags in the chamber.