“I’m taking R2-D2, and he’s not a computer anymore. He’s a parrot.”

You’re one opioid pandemic too late with this comment.

Would that make “Debt of Honor” his swan song?

Amanda Seyfried’s career confuses me.

He looks like the evil scientist from “Red Faction.”

I don’t know what it is about this genre of game that fosters absurd cruelty, but my favorite thing in “RollerCoaster Tycoon” was to pick up guests and drop them onto an island filled with free concession stands and $20 porta-a-potties.

But that’s not even phonetically correct!

Its kinda funny how I’ve heard a good number of people say they’re confused by this. I wonder if it has something to do with the somewhat counterintuitive idea of a defensive player winning a game?

So Old Hoss quite literally played in Peoria?

Oh man, this is gonna cause some real cognitive dissonance in the heads of my brother-in-law’s super conservative Trump-voting Armenian family.

“Republic Commando” did that, and I thought it worked really well.

I think we all know where this is headed. . . .

I’m glad to see someone learned the right lessons from H. H. Holmes.

Halle Berry accepted her Razzie for “Catwoman” while holding an Oscar. That sorta counts, right?

You can’t fool me, Sophie Turner. I know a pair of shoplifting pants when I see one.

However many words here, Dowd, but none of the cat video where a cat jumps into the snow and then gets confused by its own tail, because only the cat’s head and tail stick up out of the snow, and the cat is too freaked out to attack its own tail.

The octopus documentary that made me think twice about eating octopus was that video where an octopus made its dramatic escape down a storm drain.

But I’m still going to eat octopus. In the way “Meet Your Meat” didn’t put me off tenderloin or hamburgers, although I’m not going to eat sliced mature octopus going…

The Air Force has a special forces unit that jumps out of ambulance helicopters to airlift people to hospitals, and I think helicopters basically are planes?