You lost me at fresh green beans...

Southern Indiana is so fucking weird man...

One restaurant I worked in was $50. It’s one time when the corkage is meant to be a deterrant. Special occasions definitely increase dessert sales and desserts are high profit margin items with poor shelf life.

Sure, go for it, just don’t get butthurt if they don’t give a shit.

Genuinely curious, is the emission from gas stoves really so much more egregious then the additional emission from the, likely, gas or coal power plant that the electricity is being generated from?

Just gotta make sure you get winter air in your tires.

Did anyone catch the 11/3 intro’s last placard was the Deadspin logo with the latin caption being “Herbicus”? Solid move there by the show.

Imagine your boss coming to you at 5 PM and asking you to stay on the clock an extra hour for no extra pay.

Same except usually you’d work out a deal with the person you turned the table over to.

OP Specifically mentioned they go out at shift change, if you’re eating at a normal meal time, it’s highly unlikely to happen.

You can’t. I feel like a scratched CD here, but any politician that is talking about taxing the ultra rich and isn’t also talking about, more or less, a day one re-write of the tax code isn’t realistically talking about taxing the ultra rich.

And Luis and McQuade

Thank you for this, I’ve been furiously trying to find as many of these people as I can so that I can figure out where they land after this dumpster fire starts to fizzle out.

That keeps the cereal moist AND gives you extra Cocoa Puffs milk as an aperitif.

My first ride, what a good little car it was. A hand me down from my sister, it was totaled in a small rear-ending, do my dad and took it off the insurance companies hands and did the leg work to get it back on its feet. It was purple, the color with the paint cancer where they paint just came off in massive hunks. My…

You can also set your mouse laser over a manual watch face, the ticking second hand will keep the mouse “active”.

I’ve currently manage finances for four large hotels across three different brands, I’ve worked in two others. The only time we take a first night is if the rate you book is specifically a pre-paid rate or if your part of a group with an extremely high no-show history, which is pretty uncommon.

Sure but your scenario is so reductive it’s meaningless.

Not actually selling the room twice. Just collecting the obligation you owe us for no-showing, which you agree to when you make the reservation. It’s not as nefarious as you make it sound.