Wouldn’t this instantly put Northwestern at the biggest recruiting disadvantage? If you offer a 17 year old kid an opportunity to go to Northwestern for free or the opportunity to go to Iowa for free and get $40K in cash...I’m just guessing here, but I would think just about every one of them would go to the cheapest…

I loathe both Michigan and Duke, but I love good college ball, and if we don’t get to see Duke v Michigan at some point this season we’re all worse off for it.

and it was even erroneously reported by Dan Dakich 

When I first saw this I was expecting a typical long-formish screed from Billy, so thanks Barry, for a much more subdued version!

This...this is not the face of a boy who only masturbates once a month. This is the face of a boy who sneaks off into the WalMart bathroom to “punish the python” while his mom buys him fruit snacks.

I think it’s Heeb as in “White Trash, Two Heebs & A Bean” the seminal 4th album from NOFX.

Are there any backwards looking standings for full seasons on this metric to see if it makes any sense whatsoever? Like, will this eventually look somewhat normal after conference seasons start?

Sauerkraut and Toadstool sandwich is criminally underrated here. 

Indiana has the 500 and you’re saying everyone needs to go to Kentucky for the Derby? Asinine, the derby truly sucks, it rains every fucking year and it’s just a huge muddy frat party due to it’s proximity to Louisville’s campus. Your saying you’d rather hang out with douchebro Papa John wannabe’s than party in the…

Housekeepers should clean roughly 16 rooms in an 8 hour shift, so at $5 a room you’re talking about a $10/hour increase in wages. Not exactly negligible. 

We do. The tipping isn’t about floating them to living wage, it’s about the fact that the nice lady cleaned up after your dirty ass all week and maybe you might want to giver her a little thanks.

Calm down. Many, if not most, hotels are not in fact operated by the big boogey man corporation that the building may be named for. A large number of hotels are operated by management companies working on behalf of an owner that franchises with the brand and then contracts with the management group to do the daily…

With the Bengals inability to tackle in space...this might actually work in the Ravens favor is RGIII is mobile at all.

My wife is an emergency veterinarian...

I think it’s just you. Another scrubby schedule with an SOS sub 250 per KenPom and another season where Ewing won’t challenge his team at all until they run into the Big East conference slate and get mopped up again. The Big East might be down a little this year, XU is a little weaker than the past, ‘Nova lost a lot…

Macs famous shredded Mac & Cheese

This is my first CO election so maybe as time passes I'll get used to it. 

I don’t know. I’m having a hard time being too gleeful. We voted against oil and gas production limitations, against school funding, against mental health funding, against infrastructure & against public transportation. Good on the state for voting for Polis, but it seems a little hallow when we can’t vote for things…

Colorado really put on a show to keep up the guise of false liberalism in this state. We elected a lot of the right PEOPLE, which is to it’s credit, but shot down ballot measures that would have supported public transportation, schools, infrastructure projects and mental health. We also had a chance to stymie oil and…

Nah, First Draft doesn’t do this. Not unless they only do it on slower nights. There are plenty of people running around that I’m sure will assist, but there isn’t someone stationed there. In fact, frustratingly, they even took out the glass refresher streams from the beer drain well, which was always nice touch, IMO.