On one hand this rule is dumb as shit. On the other hand you have to assume a Steeler has the worst intentions. Final ruling...good call, food fine. 

What? If a server doesn’t make $7.25/hr with their tips you have to pay them $7.25/hr. So no matter what the actual minimum wage is $7.25 whether its subsidized by tips or not.

This is not actually accurate.

Anecdotally speaking, I made the most money of the 5 restaurants I worked in at an Applebee’s. The other four ranged from slightly better than Applebee’s to white table cloth. The major difference is that every night you walk out of an Applebee’s you feel like you just got your ass beat for 6 hours. Turn-and-Burn and…

If you don’t supply the shirts for your team, you’re screwed here. If she’s not violating policy and you don’t have written complaints. This is a hard no-go.

Fucking media and their east coast bias. Mr. Red is a decade older than Mr. Met, and therefore a superior Mascot.

All. Bets. Are. Off.

Happy to have my teams NFL Network game out of the way early, so I don't have to listen to Michael Irvin and Steve Smith again for a while. Fox Sunday games should be so much more tolerable. 

Carlos Dunlap also got smacked with this one. He also got one because he was being held around the neck by his man and when the offensive player finally let go, Dunlap fell into Andrew Luck after the pass.

I think people tend to give the pretty western states a pass for their whiteness. Most of the PNW is almost criminally white, Oregon was founded to be a white utopia. Colorado is literally a state for white people, complete with snow sports, beer snobbery and hiking. Utah is full of people who are apparently allowed…

Yeah the PNW gets a weird pass from the rest of the country for being horrifically racist and having a equally damning past as a lot of upper Midwestern states, It must be because it’s pretty?

“Hey! What’s your beef with Ohio?”

You could call that town a flaming puddle of violent habenero diarrhea and you’d still be over rating it. 

Haha, a servers paycheck isnt worth the paper it's printed on. I probably still have dozens of unopened checks somewhere. They just say non-negotiable anyway. 

Have any of you ever SEEN a chicken?

I turn down free tickets at least once per season.

As a person with a level of gasiness that sometimes makes me consider medical intervention, I’ve only sharted once in my life. So I’m OK with the idea there are non-sharters out there. 

EMAIL OF THE WEEK!

I mean...watch next time a bartender pours you a draft beer, I’m willing to bet they rest the side of the glass on the nozzle and likely let the beer fill up over the nozzle itself.

These things are great, they’re extremely quick and reduce waste by a ton. When the Superbowl was in Indy we had a couple stations set up in our hotel lobby with them when I was restaurant manager. I wish I could have moved my entire tap system to this method.