So can we officially dub this the Mad Libs presidency.

“Allergy shots decrease sensitivity to allergens and often leads to lasting relief of allergy symptoms even after treatment is stopped.”

I formerly was the kind of guy that if a cat brushed up against me it could ruin my life for the better part of two days. I did allergy shots in HS and didn’t even complete the entire regiment.

Also the Aggro-Crag. Watching those kids get smoked by the boulders that were made to look soft but you know had to be somewhat firm to displace them from the mountain. Also making a wrong turn and having glitter straight blasted into your face....damn I wanted to conquer the Crag so bad. 

No, it's very much still around. 3 of 4 locations are in the greater Chicago area.

Keep in mind, the goal of large chain restaurants is to provide a consistent experience across all of their stores, they don’t want you to know the difference between Applebees in Dallas or Portland. So yes, it’s heavily scripted.

Just FYI, I’m trying to get one of the Ring Floodlights, I was sure to add the one to my cart that sold and shipped from Amazon and the discount does not work on the item.

Just FYI, I’m trying to get one of the Ring Floodlights, I was sure to add the one to my cart that sold and shipped…

I rented a car this past April to drive from Naples to Amalfi. I’m fairly certain this will last as one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made in my life. I couldn’t even enjoy the coast because I was too nervous about the drive back to Naples.

This, I presume is a Harley Earl production. Feel free to Google some of his other designs. Shits bonkers. 

I mentioned this somewhere else the other day, but on my way home from work the other day I saw a trailer hitch cover on a truck, facing the wrong direction and with the extremely common yet completely inexplicable parallel neck phenomenon. This thing was pretty expensive looking and almost certainly officially…

My wife is an emergency vet and I want to double stress the point about being honest. And I'll even give you a practical reason, if you say you don't know, the cost of running a battery of tests to find out can get out of control in a hurry. Save yourself some money, save your vet and pet some time. Just be…

My brothers! I went nuclear and made a new burner. HamNo can't hold me down. 

I always enjoy this one. Mostly because fuck the Colts but also for the gaggle of people, Drew included, who haven't been to Indy in 30 years hating on the city. 

The best thing about the Broncos logo is the fans don’t even knows how it should line up. 8/10 stickers on cars have the horses neck parallel to the bumper. Yesterday I saw a logo hitch cover that faced the wrong direction. I think there is a Twitter dedicated to this hilarious fan malfunction.

Next time, on screaming into the void...

Godammit...another advanced analytic I've never heard of....who can keep up!

Shity (you have to spell it wrong because it’s the Browns.)

Mike Brown’s fax machine

I’m not making anything anyone’s job. I don’t have a solution. It’s definitely a problem and I wish I had a solution, but I don’t.

This is some pretty wild mental gymnastics to make me part of the problem. If you think people with shitty beliefs are aware that their beliefs are shitty, then you absolutely live in a fantasy world. I’m not saying that they don’t know it’s hurtful, or evil, just that they don’t think its wrong.