I would really love to live in the world that you live in. This world where people with shitty, objectively wrong stances on massively important social issues are aware that their stance is wrong. That would be a much better world. If those people knew they were wrong then it would be a hell of a lot easier to get…

But that’s EXACTLY the problem. These kids live lives in which no one is telling them these things are wrong. I spent years as a camp counselor in the early oughts telling kids that it was never OK to say fag, and then having to tell them why because their parents, friends and apparently teachers weren’t. Barry is…

I’m not at all making it OK to be a racist or a bigot or anything else, I find all of it abhorrent. When I read a story like the ones referenced in the article, I try to reflect on my own life to times when I’ve been insensitive, and work to be better. But this is just anecdotal evidence, I know a lot more people who…

Spoken like someone who didn’t grow up in such an environment. If you go to public school with hundreds of people just like you, watch TV that conforms to your sensibilities, and follow people on Twitter who are just like you, then you’ve gained no incredible insight into how the other half of the world thinks. No one…

Who the actual fuck would spend $40K on a 100 SqFt pull behind?

Great, now not only do we have a generation of youngs that think Weezer is the original artist on Africa, but now they thing Drake had something to do with Ghost Riding the Whip...

Move Stephen A to the Ocho, put darts on the uno.

But I mean...have you SEEN both of their buildings?

+1 Erectile Dysfunction may be linked to heart disease

Marvin Martian at 21? You fucking ingrates. 

Biscuits and Gravy. 

I quit playing beer league softball because of all the aggro-douche canoe dudes. BEER LEAGUE. There’s an entire competitive league for the over compensators, but they have to come ruin our fun in beer league. The rule in our league was every other batter has to be a female, it was designed to be inclusive and…

Fuck yes, this. Every goddamn day. Honestly, drivers in this town almost make the extra 30-45 minutes riding the train seem worth it. 25 in a 30 through a neighborhood but happy to roll through a light that the can recall being yellow at some point. 

My first though is that there is entirely too little traffic for this to be Denver. Also, Denver is a miserable nightmare of a city to drive in. Also the silver SUV coming from the left lane to exit in <1/4 of a mile is pretty much the most Denver driving thing there is.

Fun Fact! Chick-fil-A routinely has regional management meetings and training events, etc on Sunday’s. So all that down homey, God-respectin’ that they make a big show of is just that, a show.

Now you can take your hate and bigotry home with you to share with your family!

“Wow, this serrated knife is PERFECT for cutting tomatoes. Hardly any mess at all! And look at that clean, shiny counter! Isn’t it nice when it’s free of blemishes, DARLING?” Then she’ll grab a paring knife and stab you with it, and then you’ll be like, “See now you should have used the butcher knife for this.” Then…

I do this, not on purpose, I just have this drunk gear that kicks in sometimes. I did it yesterday actually, that said, be prepared for a lot of looking around for shit you “put away” when drunk and can’t recall where. But drunk you was convinced you couldn’t possibly forget putting it there.

After some campaigning, Mclean convinced British Dressage to change its rules to allow any animal born to a mare to compete.

Bed bugs are in no way indicative of cleanliness. Speaking as a hotel professional there’s is pretty much fuck all any of is can do to prevent the bastards. Our guest bring them into the hotel with them. Then a room gets infested, despite the thousands of dollars we spend on prevention, then it costs additional…