Yeah the PNW gets a weird pass from the rest of the country for being horrifically racist and having a equally damning past as a lot of upper Midwestern states, It must be because it’s pretty?

“Hey! What’s your beef with Ohio?”

You could call that town a flaming puddle of violent habenero diarrhea and you’d still be over rating it. 

Probably the best idea would be to just not label them at all. This is a lonely dog that needs a home, provide a list of observed personality traits and maybe some indication of what kind of home the dog may or may not need.

Haha, a servers paycheck isnt worth the paper it's printed on. I probably still have dozens of unopened checks somewhere. They just say non-negotiable anyway. 

Have any of you ever SEEN a chicken?

I turn down free tickets at least once per season.

As a person with a level of gasiness that sometimes makes me consider medical intervention, I’ve only sharted once in my life. So I’m OK with the idea there are non-sharters out there. 

EMAIL OF THE WEEK!

I mean...watch next time a bartender pours you a draft beer, I’m willing to bet they rest the side of the glass on the nozzle and likely let the beer fill up over the nozzle itself.

These things are great, they’re extremely quick and reduce waste by a ton. When the Superbowl was in Indy we had a couple stations set up in our hotel lobby with them when I was restaurant manager. I wish I could have moved my entire tap system to this method. 

So can we officially dub this the Mad Libs presidency.

“Allergy shots decrease sensitivity to allergens and often leads to lasting relief of allergy symptoms even after treatment is stopped.”

I formerly was the kind of guy that if a cat brushed up against me it could ruin my life for the better part of two days. I did allergy shots in HS and didn’t even complete the entire regiment.

Also the Aggro-Crag. Watching those kids get smoked by the boulders that were made to look soft but you know had to be somewhat firm to displace them from the mountain. Also making a wrong turn and having glitter straight blasted into your face....damn I wanted to conquer the Crag so bad. 

No, it's very much still around. 3 of 4 locations are in the greater Chicago area.

Keep in mind, the goal of large chain restaurants is to provide a consistent experience across all of their stores, they don’t want you to know the difference between Applebees in Dallas or Portland. So yes, it’s heavily scripted.

Just downloaded the update, the soft buttons are the same post update, the feature defaults to off, so you don’t have to worry about it. 

Pez...it should have been Pez

Just FYI, I’m trying to get one of the Ring Floodlights, I was sure to add the one to my cart that sold and shipped from Amazon and the discount does not work on the item.

Just FYI, I’m trying to get one of the Ring Floodlights, I was sure to add the one to my cart that sold and shipped…