While I’m pro-paying players, I for one am pro-this crack down as well. College basketball ball is fucking great and would be even better without the same 4 or 5 schools dominating the sport, if this helps get some of these shysters out of here and increase parity and maybe open a more serious dialogue on compensation…

You asked why a server would care...I’m telling you why they care. You don’t have to do anything or order anything more, trust me you’re not that servers first half a sandwich and water guest and you won’t be their last. Conversely, your server doesn’t have to like you. A servers income is dependent on their sales,…

Because, you’re wasting my table. It’s kind of like a sunk cost. If my per person average is $25 and I have two of you, I’m hoping you’re good for $10. If the two of you together only spend $25 now I’m only making $5, in the mean time, you just took up my table for an hour and I made $5 less. And I have to give $0.50…

Do what my wife and I do. Split an App, a Salad and an Entree also a bottle of wine. Your table total will be as much as if not more than the average couple that has two entrees with no app and only a glass of wine each. Any you’ll still be, likely, eating less calories and smaller portions than you would if you both…

It’s got to be the soulless, confused, dead eyed, bovine, glazed over fanbase in Cincinnati. All equally mystified about what’s going on on the field as their coach.

Man, I’m glad where I went to school, at least through high school, gum chewing wasn’t allowed. It never occurred to me, but yes...being of the mouth noise rage class of people, trying to take a test with an open mouth chewer probably would have resulted in me failing out of school...or in prison.

In the meantime Portnoy is doubling down on the shit-heel image of Barstool.

We were pretty split between Natty Light and Stones. Except this one dude who was really into Hamm’s the Beer from the Land of Sky Blue Waters...

Really?

It’s the internet man. I heard a good comment on this on a podcast recently to the effect of...

I don’t even get how you don’t realize that’s how you make your money.

This goes two ways for me, having both tended bar and served. As a server, I tell you my name at the onset because I want you to know it and use it if you need it, and I appreciated it VERY much when people actually gave enough of a fuck to remember it, its the little things that make you feel like a real human in…

To assume there is no merit you have to ignore the higher GPA’s and higher graduation rates. I figured I’d keep the sample size small, the more years you add the more zeros you have to put at the front of the percentage of deaths vs. active members. The problem with people who hate on “Greek” life is that they develop…

My dad was pretty brillaint, he taught me to drive in this...

Besides the millions of hours of charity work and millions of dollars donated to causes...sure. But yeah, 20 kids have died in fraternity related hazing/drinking incidents since 2010, so lets burn it all down.

You’re right, that will definitely end the culture of heavy drinking at universities.

Agreed that Ol’ Bill is a bum...

We, as college bball fans need to demand more from these paid professionals. I watched three basketball games today, including this one and all outcomes were highly impacted by dodgy officiating. Everyone wants to play this “bigger man” card and not blame refs. In the mean time were letting them dramatically impact…

So...he’s...not going to Graceland?

I would...but you already did...in the header photo.