+15 too soons from this Bengal fan.

WHY ARE THE ENDZONES NOT RANCH AND/OR BLUE CHEESE?!

Ohio State is over ranked.

Skitchen’ on Genesis. That was some fun shit. Back before gratuitous violence in games was taboo.

All your concierge sees you for is more points with whatever establishments are giving them the best kickbacks. Concierge in most hotels are your worst resource.

When my final destination requires a blazer, I wear it on the plane. No amount of Lifehacker articles on how to pack a blazer yield a suitable result, if you don’t wear it, it comes out of the bag looking like a vagrant band of cats used it for mating games.

Sure, but you need to achieve two things first...

Isn’t all of Darren Rovell an ass?

Man, I can’t even handle the coincidence of Henry Rollins speaking on this subject and his later role in Sons of Anarchy.

My dad’s favorite lunch meat is what that is. I actually enjoy it, but not enough to purchase a hunk.

You’re right, dogs and kids aren’t comparable. Kids grow and mature to a point of self sufficiency. However dogs will maintain their desperate need for care and the mental capacity of a toddler for their entire lives.

I guess I’m curious why you can’t disassociate a wild dog from a domestic pet. Genuinely curious. If I survived a tiger attack, I can’t imagine I would be scared of a house cat.

No one told me about this, didn’t see it on the news...didn’t get a fucking postcard...and as a person who rarely eats Skittles and as a person whose favorite Skittle was Lime green, chucking a handful in my mouth a few months ago caused me to nearly gag when I tasted that horrific green apple. It was a jarring…

There is at least one in Ohio...which... Ohio is mostly just a thruway rest stop.

Seriously, do the river float trip.

Get on the cancellation list at Midnight Cowboy. My buddies and I got in same day when we were in town. You just have to be flexible enough to scoot over there with about 20 minutes notice.

My Mazda CX-9 has a similar monster A-pillar at a fairly severe angle, I find myself craning my neck around than makes sense. I love the car, but this is not a thing I would have ever considered in a test drive.

I could go back every year in time and unearth some instance of an athlete being hoodwinked out of millions of dollars by some shadyass businessman

I was a server for close to a decade and I lost a job once over split checks. Had a table at lunch that was there for a co-workers b-day party, 10 or so guests. The table was fun and leisurely the whole time, really a joy, then after about an hour in they informed me they needed all separate checks and the needed them…

Hayters? No good. Govn’rs Park Tavern is the Better Bears Bar. I’m not a Bears fan, bit Govn’rs Park is just a solid bar, and it doesn’t get too busy, you can still snag a spot 10:45.