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I shave my entire vajay-jay. Here is my fool-proof routine for going completely bare and avoiding the bumps/burn:

She'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

I seriously want to hear this theory.

I value what guys have to say on this stuff - fashion can be cray cray, and a male opinion can provide perspective that I hadn't considered.

As a high-functioning woman who has struggled with addiction and mental health issues for all of my adult life (I'm 27), I can say with certainty that genetics, upbringing, and environment all play crucial roles.

That E! article asks readers what they think about Bynes' "sexy" twit pics. I fail to see how her face photoshopped onto what appears to be a camel is sexy.

When I awoke from a coma I asked for Tom Cruise. Where's my headline?!

while I agree that something of a cottage industry selling pretentious wine has sprung up with wine bars, I have been to some really excellent ones. the best-tasting wines can make you see god, and as someone who can't afford the price of a religious experience in bottle form, i'm happy there's someone offering just a

I have so many horrible unsolicited touching/cat-calling stories. By far the two worst:

does anyone else see that melissa joan hart rom-com being reminiscent of smiley-face, that anna faris-before-she-was-hot stoner comedy? (I was an econ major in college who smoked a lot of pot, so yes, I watched it)

I just realized this on my own recently. Bras are TOTALLY for men. Fuck bras, they're uncomfortable as all get-out (for me, anyway). I'm very fortunate in that I have fairly small breasts, so I've taken to layering my clothing instead to reduce bounce when I'm using stairs & nipples in cold weather. Otherwise, fuck

Instead of examining the drugs we're on, we should probably examine the conditions that lead us to be on drugs. No? Okay I'll just take my adderall and get back to work...

I'm pretty sure I had a one-night stand with the guy who wrote this, and I don't feel good about that.

Cat and I have had very similar upbringings & outcomes. difference? she's still addicted to the drugs at 30, while at 26 I can confidently say I'm a former addict. just, wow. let me go absorb/process the meta-ness for a week or so.

need to look up Lauren Weisberger, apparently. also, BEE didn't write less than zero!? my whole life is a lie.

I swear to god, last comment I will make on this story, but the publisher who bought her book - Simon & Schuster - also bought Bret Easton Ellis' "American Psycho."

Also, if you check out this girl's articles on vice, one commenter left an apt Capote quote: "That's not writing, it's typing."

I relate to this girl's story on a personal level very strongly, and I'm sure there are a lot of girls out there who do, too.

bull-fucking-shit. in my experience, women are more willing to relinquish full control, delegate responsibility, and actually use constructive criticism than men. unfortunately, most men seem to need a significant amount of coddling to do these things.

YES. a thousand times yes. i think i might love sandra bullock a little bit more now