“he and his colleagues didn’t predict the varying ripple effects of their law” and the right wing grifters that lobbied them / bribed them / threatened them absolutely don’t fucking care.

The word you’re looking for is oligarchy. A country owned by the wealthy few, propped up at the expense of the many. The US is a plutocratic oligarchy.

Idaho state Rep. John Vander Woude, chair of the House Health and Welfare Committee and a co-sponsor of the state’s ban, told NBC he and his colleagues didn’t predict the varying ripple effects of their law.

Yes, that’s the way it works: you elect Donald-nazis, you’ll get oppressive legislation and the aftereffects of such moronic laws. Women being treated as slaves—no rights to determine what’s best for their own bodies—that’s the awful ramification. Duh.

Tired of the daily slob of Twittershits from a vainglorious twat who think his shit doesn’t smell thanks to his pedigree and the ability to somehow think success is claiming other peoples work as your own and is now desperate to retain relevance in a public spectrum that is quickly wondering who they are and why they…

It’s because she is an unserious fuck up of a lawyer. It’s legitimately hilarious that someone who, having failed to even properly request a jury trial and lost the case prior to day one (as the judge has already ruled Trump committed fraud and dissolved his business licenses), someone who needs to project some level…

Will Paris Hilton Save Twitter?!

All I’m saying is that in early 2000s, I had a friend who was a secretary in a law firm. None of the lawyers knew anything about computers, so when they told her to buy whatever she thought would be good for the office, she bought a bunch of gaming desktops and on weekends when no one would be in the office, she’d…

If it’s proven that a campus assault happened, the college should be on the hook for all expenses (i.e. medical, tuition, future counselling). 

The United States is essentially a developing country nested inside a wealthy country. Or more appropriately, a wealthy country nested inside a developing one. Even thinking of us as one country at this point feels so... antiquated. It’s citizens of a wealthy country and a developing country sharing the same…

It speaks volumes.

Because as far as lawyers go, it’s a bad look. And it gives Kotaku a good excuse to malign Trump, which is always a good thing.

Probably why 45 picked her, yeah? 

Hey! He has 2 nepo daughters to make fun of. Everyone (especially donny) always forgets about Tiffany.

Alina Habba, showed up with what appears to be an Asus ROG gaming laptop

She’ll be streaming her trial on Twitch and reacting to it on YouTube. Make sure you smash that Like button and comment and subscribe.

“Don’t you worry Mr. Trump, you’re in good hands! I’ve got an interactive program on here about how to be an Ace Attorney, and it’s never steered me wrong. I tell ya, we’ve got this one in the bag!”

Also bodes well for his legal team: This attorney forgot to ask for a trial by jury. That means this judge (that she and Trump have spent weeks publicly vilifying) will determine all damages and guilt on his own.

Maybe, but it’s just as likely IMO that she cluelessly walked into Best Buy (or sent a similarly clueless minion) and let them pick one.

Back when I was on dating apps, I match with this guy and he’s really cute. He had a shirtless mirror selfie as his profile pic which was usually a hard pass for me, but he seemed sweet/nerdy so I talked to him. He tells me how he’s really worked on his body because he was a nerd and really awkward with women.