True, the crossover menace cannot be allowed to spread. But the Grandcoupes can’t be forgiven, especially when such gloriousness was possible:

Are you saying...the franchise is getting too old for this shit?

But we all believed it to Koenigsegg’s credit.

You successfully scared the shit out of me. I was about to lose my mind haha.

A no-tranny-girlfriend is always a big plus in my book.

Jalopnik, you are slipping. You didn’t answer the all-important question:

This is the adult Tonka truck of my dreams!

I’ve been saying exactly this for a long time. An arsenal ship derived from a jumbo jet, and packed with sensors, communications, and a variety of standoff weapons would be a significant asset and force multiplier, especially in the air-to-air role. You can fly dozens if not a hundred-plus cruise missiles and…

F-111's Evan’s Head NSW Australia 1994

I appreciated the fact the guy with the bat waited and let the guy with the truck prevent it from rolling away before continuing with combat.

That camouflage scheme...

“Hey, do you see anything strange?”
“You mean a big pile of leaves and branches buzzing across the ocean at 30+ knots?”
“Yeah!”
“No.”

8. Doing donuts in the wet

Before people jump on Westbrook for calling SLs ugly, let us take a walk down memory lane:

You keep making comments like this, you’ll make assistant manager. And that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.

“Look... me and the Mercedes’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re Mercedes’s... I’m Genesis. They got the three pointed star, mine is the winged badge. They got the S-Class, I got the G90. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their lights go side…