Please, KEEP TRYING.

I made a fake Monroney to announce that my wife and I were expecting our first child:

I find this post difficult to masturbate to.

Came to this article to make jokes and poke holes in theories. Ended up agreeing completely, with everything, and having a few ideas I won’t share because they may prove profitable.

I’ll take a 2015 Taft Patrician Royal Bourgeois Brougham, please.

As long as my Taft can come with blue velour interior, a bench seat, column shift, wood grain, and a horizontal speedometer.

I can’t wait for people to get over this arbitrary attachment to cylinder count. Performance is what I care about.

In a perfect world, this car will have BMW’s performance, Lexus’s brand image, and Toyota’s reliability.

We have to

I love that he packed food, that is confidence.

So you wouldn’t buy a G-Wagon, either, right? It’s built on a ladder frame. It’s the same ladder frame since 1979. Yes, before you were born.