Please, KEEP TRYING.

I made a fake Monroney to announce that my wife and I were expecting our first child:

I find this post difficult to masturbate to.

It’s VW clean diesel.

Came to this article to make jokes and poke holes in theories. Ended up agreeing completely, with everything, and having a few ideas I won’t share because they may prove profitable.

I’ll take a 2015 Taft Patrician Royal Bourgeois Brougham, please.

As long as my Taft can come with blue velour interior, a bench seat, column shift, wood grain, and a horizontal speedometer.

I can’t wait for people to get over this arbitrary attachment to cylinder count. Performance is what I care about.

In a perfect world, this car will have BMW’s performance, Lexus’s brand image, and Toyota’s reliability.

We have to

I love that he packed food, that is confidence.

So you wouldn’t buy a G-Wagon, either, right? It’s built on a ladder frame. It’s the same ladder frame since 1979. Yes, before you were born.