Hey, hey—there's 24 James Bond movies. There's no need to stoop so low as trying to enjoy The Bourne And Now We Cut Back To The Horse Race Again.

This wasn't the song he collaborated with Colbert on… Right? It's a new song, but Colbert said their collaboration would drop "I can't say when, but… soon."

One of the main reasons is that movie posters and DVD covers have different goals. Movie posters are trying to tease your interest in a new movie and DVDs are trying to remind you about all the shit you liked in the movie. That's why the one-sheet for Beauty & the Beast has that beautiful silhouette of the leads in…

Except a duck-sized horse doesn't have the offensive capabilities of a goose. Their mouths are too small to bite, they have no reach, and their girth isn't going to matter much at that size. If you assume they are as skittish normal-sized horses, it would be an easy fight.

The implication of the end of The Planet of the Apes is that there was a nuclear war and then mutated apes rose to power, conquering the sorry remnants of the human race. If the war happens after apes take power, then calling them fools is sort of pointless, since 1.) We already disliked them and 2.) Everything was…

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I was watching them online without realizing eps had been leaked, so I'm still itching for everyone to see ep 3. It's, like, Rixty Minutes good.

That's what I thought at first, but it's actually kind of perfect because supervillains don't see themselves as the bad guy. Mantegna says he'd help the world by creating one world language, but he'd wind up using mind-control helmets on everyone or something.

That, and the last season ended in July of 1969. Did everyone think the last seven episodes would take place over five months?

GaaaAAAAAH! *shakes computer screen*

I love "Obamacare for the Internet" because it makes absolutely no sense, it's literally just a word people don't like thrown in with the topic.

The theme for the original Blob is kind of incredible. I just imagine people at a swanky party in the sixties shaking martinis to it

Ha! I was gonna say the same thing. A Sufjan Stevens song about John Brown would be great.

I get it, because they're fat!

to… be in Ghostbusters?

Dr. Worm - They Might Be Giants

And they're puns, so best scenario, they're still brutally unfunny.

I understand the impulse because that's how I felt when I was young(er) and dumb(er), but, like, people just need to accept that they can like Chinatown and think Roman Polanski belongs in jail. It's not a complicated concept.

rape culture, man

Hey, here's something more interesting! A mixtape with, like, twenty different versions of Last Christmas (and other Christmas mixtapes)