Man, fuck Roman Polanski. I believe that whatever judge was corrupt, but, like, so is the legal system that allows him to never do time for a crime he straight-up confessed to.

Sad I missed this thread, but I guess I'll still post!

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I will say that he was well cast in Jack Reacher, because as soon as I saw him, I thought, "yeah, he looks like someone who would just go on a shooting spree."

Haha, that is perfect. Anton Yelchin and Michael Biehn are both actors I like in pretty much everything because they just have an innate charm, but Courtney has no personality at all and it looks like they tried to compensate by making way too bulked up. I wonder if he and Arnold will compare how gross and veiny their…

John Connors ranked:

I'd probably be actually excited for this if they had kept Anton Yelchin as Kyle Reese.

[T-1000 morphs through all the Terminator enemies]

Nah, because he's had a bunch of hits in Korea.

They say they're "sinophobic", which would mean they hate Chinese people and I'm like, yeah, they probably do.

I did not! I don't even know who these guys are, to be honest.

I agree! For one, HISHE is actually pretty good at crafting jokes and for another, when they point out something wrong with the story, it feels like an actual problem with the movie instead of just a nitpick. I just watched their ASM 2 video and their complaints pretty much mirrored my own (or vice versa?).

Is it sad that Manson is getting married? I was gonna make a joke, like, "good for him for finding someone he wants to spend time with" but I bet being married is easy as hell when you only have to be nice for like 2 hours at a time.

When I left my job at Starbucks, I left the following message on the whiteboard in back:

I've always wondered (since I first heard it like 18 months ago) if they just retooled it into "Why Is It Always This Way". This is based entirely on the fact that the line "why is it always this way" appears in SLUG, but like you said, it's hard to imagine why they didn't include suck a kick-ass song on the record.

Off the top of my head, my favorite spelling song is "SLUG" by the Ramones

"Does this hurt?" Don Lemon asked as he pumped the informant full of bullets. "I had to ask."

I made a similar comment below, but is being buried under even more puns.

I went to the University of Kansas

Early retirement? Ouch!