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I'm actually down with Jason Mamoa.

Yeah, man, everyone get in on this!!

Especially if you sort of want Batman and the Joker to kiss each other on the mouth.

Lance Reddick for Martian Manhunter

A horrible, horrible plus.

oh, duh

I don't even think they're really Gothamites. They don't look like Gothamites to me.

The mayor would be like, "Of course it's a tragedy, but they shouldn't have been walking down that alley wearing nice clothes. Plus, y'know, Thomas Wayne was a businessman and those guys are no angels."

Yeah, but it kind of makes it more believable that a crazy white guy would then shoot them to death and that the cops wouldn't catch who did it.

Hey, hold up, I just realized something: She-Hulk is an assistant district attorney and Angie Harmon played Abbie Carmichael (she's the best) on Law & Order.

I mean, maybe you're right, but there's no way he'd be more boring than all the white dudes whose names get tossed up when they need a new superhero.

I mean, he doesn't treat the two personalities as wildly different, but there is some good stuff where Walters is genuinely upset at the idea of giving up her power.

Y'know, obviously she's way, way too young, but she's a great actress and would kill as a bitter socialite.

I'm going off the Dan Slott run, which is admittedly the only She-Hulk thing I've ever read. In that, she has to de-power to join a law firm and she treats her two states like two different sides of her personality. It's not drastic like Banner and Hulk, but Walters is bookish and quiet and She-Hulk is aggressive and

Whoopsies!

OK, now I want this too. I want both these movies.

Lots of white people would lose their mind.

I would be down with someone with a slight frame, like Rooney Mara, playing Jennifer Walters and then having a different, taller, bulkier actress play She-Hulk, a la Lou Ferrigno in the old Hulk show.

My dream comic book movie that will never happen is Quentin Tarantino's Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD

Yeah, let's move Elba over to DC casting rumors. Hey, did that producer just say he wanted to replace Ben Affleck with Idris Elba as Batman???