This is partially true. I'm vaccinated and I have an adverse impact on the unvaccinated: if they don't want to get vaccinated I tell them to fuck off.

But what if he shows up without a goatee this time?

Did it take the fire department four hours to put out the fire from that crash?  Was there nobody in the driver’s seat?  Can you see how the two are different?

“These Addams men! Where do you find them?”

Since when do all factions of every religion follow every tenet?

I don’t get why they have to have 2 Garmin like screens on either side though. Those screens are clearly afterthoughts and no efforts were made to integrate them with the interior. Can’t they just widen the rear view mirror to display from all 3 rear facing cameras or integrate them into the dash?

The Stark Toaster is the FIRST thing that shows color, the warning light is red.

Wipers blades.

I paid off my student loans on my own. I wouldn’t be mad at all about any program that lessens or forgives that debt for others. A hand up is not a hand out.

Mehridith.

The biggest obstacle is just figuring out how to run the wire which depends on where your panel is relative to where you want the outlet. If Other than that maybe you need to free up some space by installing double density breakers for some of your existing circuits. You shouldn’t do it if your aren’t comfortable with…

I bet Tesla is going to come out and say the roadster’s top speed is 420mph

There are more unibody trucks with no break between cab and bed than their are trucks will all-amber taillights. 

That totally explains it!! This guy was stalking me for about a week. He finally caught up with me and whispered in my ear, “P0103, You have a problem with your mass air flow sensor”. True story!

I’m surprised this wasn’t tip number one. Every wild turtle I’ve picked pees, so aim it away from yourself.

They have 2 million Spotify fans and 2.6 million Pandora fans, you fat nerd who gets dunked in trash cans!

I want to warp to November so I can vote this incompetent asshole out of office.

I think I love you.

So I'm guessing if you left the Cap'n Crunch to sit in the milk for a while, then it wouldn't be an allergen?

Must...Stifle...Office...Laugh.