2015 Camry:

Any car that didn't get the optional fog lights...

Mercedes SL: the entire lower half of the main grille is fake... and the whole thing is ugly.

He's smart enough to have his back to the Cowboys game?

So the 2nd half to Yakety Sax?

"only takes a second dude" I totally read this wrong at first - Ah, the difference a comma or lack thereof can make. :)

Mark's penis-washing choir:

+6 the other way

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

I really wish Cyrus would keep her frickin' tongue in her mouth.

I spent about a year as a plumber's assistant and sweet baby Jesus PEX is amazing. To me the coolest part was the optional manifold. Its like a fuse box for your water, how nice is that?

I initially read the headline as "Disney World Princess Does MMA" and thought to myself, "That's badass..."

Did you really have to publish this at lunch?

Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

Great post, this kind of stuff is exactly what I hoped this blog would be.

6 characters, 8 cars and 16 tracks for $12 is DLC pricing done right.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

I will never stop loving this gif. Whoever made it is a genius.