hammerstump
Hammerstump
hammerstump

Shit. I like to do the driving AND I don't go to church.

So are you saying...God didn't make me?

*flames appear*

16 year old: I NEED A MAN WHO -

Her mom was a failed human Malibu Stacy. It's learned behavior.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Actually he was showing everyone how many games he'll win for the Browns this year.

For that suggestion, she gets to drink FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

Yeah, I think those rigid totes are the best of both worlds. No plastic bits to snap off or crack, but there's still some structure to the thing.

"Unfortunate?" Oh honey. No, no, no, no.

WHITE LADY GETS MARRIED TO ATTENTION

I'm a white male who lives elsewhere. This makes me want to cry. I wish I knew what I could do to help other than sit on social media.

A great deal of the discussion on this post has centered on where to go for help if you or someone you know is contemplating suicide.

1. Get rid of your shitty artwork

Birth, a.k.a. "taking a number 3"

CPS should be called on her parent's inability to shoot a video properly.

I am Groot

One of my better friends once asked me once why I chose to be friends with him. He was an atheist. I am a Christian. He decided not to have children. I can't shut up about mine. He wanted to know if I thought he and his wife were lesser because of their choice. I told him what I still believe. I respect people

It's not the kids I dislike, it's the parents of those dislikable kids

I don't care how much you hate, I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I reserve my right to bawl my fucking eyes out when Forrest asks if his son is smart or if he's like Forrest.