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Beth fixed it. :)

I feel like Zach Woods would make an excellent adult Bill.

This guy looks like he’s wearing a rubber Tim Allen mask from 1991.

This wasn’t unique to Best Buy.

How can I help?

Just this morning I was talking with some friends on Slack about this exact thing. Splatoon got me to enjoy multiplayer in a way I wasn’t expecting.

All of a sudden after ignoring his rule about no crew conflict, they’ve decided to treat Roddenberry like some sort of... what’s that word again? Starts with a G, I think?

How do you feel about captions that aren’t word-for-word accurate? It drives me nuts:

I just got Korok Seen #900 last night and got my completion percentage to 100.0%

Sure, there’s that. But his true crime is making a clumsy and incomplete acronym. Parents Against Underage Smartphone Exposure, on the other hand...

When we had our kitchen re-done, we ordered a drawer like the one on the left:

Oshkosh was a hotbed of April Fools hijinks.

If this is successful enough to continue through the entire arc, how much you want to bet it gets weirdly metafictional about movies instead of books this time?

Yep! As soon as I saw that, I got excited because I knew it meant we were getting a whole new turn on Ka’s wheel.

I’m hoping fans give it a chance. It’s got the perfect canonical cop-out: each iteration of Roland’s journey to the Tower is different.

When Mario jumps on a turtle, he usually gets a coin as the turtle dies.

When registering the giant (Ganondorf’s?) horse, I too was saddened by character limits. But I still managed the tongue-in-cheek Lil’Sebas.