So, not this guy then?

Like many others have posted, I will always think of WarGames when I see Cheyenne Mountain.

My pickled eggs are downright ugly by comparison (but so delicious):

I apologize to the ghost of Robert Stack for my transgressions here today.

Guess I could have read the source article:

So what actually killed it? Overheating? Drying out of some important mucous membrane(s)? What kills an air-breathing aquatic mammal when it’s on land?

This gif is oddly hypnotic.

Right?!

How do these people explain natural and man-made satellites?

These videos have never triggered a response from me. However, I sometimes get the “ASMR feeling” when playing music I really like and singing along. Not sure if it’s the same thing, but it fits the description at least.

The part of me that wants to make fun of a demonstrative winner for being a sore loser is being restrained by the part of me that gets way too bitter at losing card and board games.

Back when I ran a shop, a local plumber came in with the used 3/4-ton Chevy van he had just bought. His complaint was that it rode way too rough with all his gear in it.

Someone else remembers Fastball?!

I hate the idea of sharing a bathroom with ANYBODY. I say we create a ton of mini toilet stalls fully enclosed with locking doors and good, noise-dampening ventilation. Then have a large open “lobby” with sinks.

Sausage patties, yes. Sausage links, cut them in half first so they fit.

“Here’s your breakfast, buddy!”

Showing wear? How so? I’ve had this for 4-5 months now and it looks like it did the day I bought it. Hope I don’t run into the same issue.

Awesome, thanks! All I can seem to find around here are Thomas’.

So, I know Alton Brown HATES this thing on principle as a “single-use kitchen gadget”, but I use it almost everyday and love it.