hammerstump
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I think the hardest part about becoming a cyclops is the awkward transition period.

This man doesn’t age, does he?

By the way, I always want more dust on my chip, so why doesn’t Frito-Lay just sell extra dust separately? Sell it by the can. It could be like a powdery dip. Yes, it would kill me. But this is America and I want it.

“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”

H Jon Benjamin?!

To me, the most grating part is how Minnie pronounces Pluto. She calls him Plew-Toe, preciously enunciating each syllable. Not Ploo-doh like normal people (and the rest of the cast). It’s maddening.

Hmm. I would describe her as Flo from Progressive.

...unless you have an ice maker or whole house humidifier running.

So what was up with the voice in this scene? Digital Batfleck sounds better than brooding Batbale, but does the cowl have vocal distortion built in or something? How does that work?

“You’re going to go to war? BE PREPARED!”

Well, hopefully, he’ll be tied up playing The Man In Black in the Dark Tower series.

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There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a giraffe can’t play football!

But, but, but... STATION!

No one else is going to comment on the fact that someone named Strickland just posted an article on slackers?!

Meryl Streep?

I usually roll my eyes when I read comments citing building code over minor oversights. But this time, I totally agree: that’s going to end badly for someone walking on that deck.

The cost/value tradeoff just wasn’t there for me. For the few shows I enjoyed watching on a regular basis, I couldn’t justify paying $60+ month. I get most of my content now through Netflix and a rooftop antenna.

Don’t be such a fothermucker.

I read the headline, saw Agent May, and had a mini heart attack that AoS got cancelled.