I’m going to see this thing in my nightmares now.

Create a temporal causality loop. Repeat.

Little 14 foot fishing boat. Getting close enough to the side to let it fly would come with consequences.

My boat bathroom is much simpler:

you are coating yourself with grease. Gross. Fuck's wrong with you. You are not an engine part.

This! Especially when there are young kids in the house. You're dealing with a narrow window to begin with.

“I’ll just have a light drink,” she said, trying the line for the third time that night. No laugh. “A light drink,” she repeated. Nothing. “Christ, Janet. Get a sense of humor.”

FTFY.

Nothing good can come of this.

Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks so!

I feel like it would leave small turd pellets behind at every stop. Or whenever you startle it.

No worries. You actually cured that child. Double Autism cancels itself out.

I was in the shade a moment ago, but now I'm in the sun. Is the sun going to continue to change position all day?

Parental Partners Are Screwed

Uncanny resemblance, IMO.

Weekend at Bernice's?

I used Yahoo! on Internet Explorer 3.0 for Windows 95 (had the globe icon and was labeled "The Internet") to search for "Weird Al". It was 1996 and I was 12. I found a site with MIDI downloads. I was stoked!

When life gives you excess pig, make bacon.

This can work when buying cars as well. New or used. The salespeople want to keep you engaged and keep things moving at a pace that's comfortable to them. If you just shut down and wait them out, it can work to your benefit.