With a touch of Michael Ian Black for flavor.

I think it's Donald Pleasence reincarnated:

Me: Ma'am, is there anything you would like and we'll see if it's possible to make?

So it's like his device drivers got wiped out and he cobbled together his own rudimentary replacements that aren't feature-complete. Very cool.

#notallrevolvers

These guys are now Vilified by the NCR.

Is this why I always say UPS when I mean to say U Haul and vice versa? Makes me feel like an idiot since it seems to happen any time I discuss either. Which thankfully isn't that often.

In less than 30 seconds, a 92-year-old driver managed to pinball around a parking lot, taking out 9 cars at a Piggly Wiggly in Mayville, Wisconsin. and local cops say he won't be cited.

And is it done proportionally to the femur and the fibula/tibia? Or do you end up with knees positioned 2/3 down or up your new long legs?

That was a deliciously subtle pun.

I'll stick to Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' Greatest Hits, TYVM.

It should be illegal for Mark's articles to have pictures.

Thank you! First thing I thought of.

"Marty! You're just not thinking 4th-dimensionally!"

That must've hurt like hell when it chipped. *Tongues own chipped tooth and shudders*

While I generally dislike when this word gets shortened, I think this article is begging for it:

Is that the Jeopardy font?

Also interesting, in the few representations of male AI, the voices are usually British serving-class. Think JARVIS in Iron Man. So there's your theme of submission again.

My GreyWish came true!!