You couldn't be bothered to Photoshop the obligatory cigarette?

Yeah, that's probably more common than you think, too. I also have to somehow "justify" all of my fantasies to make them at least somewhat plausible.

Another advantage of PEX is that you can salvage your fittings. If you're re-routing pipe or turning an elbow into a tee, all you end up discarding is the crimp ring and a very small length of pipe; the elbow can be re-used.

You had me at "Complete boycott of Mariah Carey."

Are you talking about what you'd allow or what you think your daughter would be comfortable with? My three-year-old son will ask to play in our finished basement (where most of his toys are) by himself regardless of where we are in the house. I think I'd feel comfortable leaving him alone for short bursts like a…

Disney's main concern has a lot more to do with the bottom line than it does with the lessons it imparts

Who told you about the badger? That was supposed to be a secret.

The leader of a world religion with 1.2 billion followers has just firmly sided with science. It's a big deal to anyone, Catholic or not, for evolution to no longer have that kind of opposition.

God damnit, Mark. I clicked on this link hoping for actual instructions, not some story.

Does this ever work? Where are the couples who talk fondly of the day that he said, "Nice ass, baby!" and her heart skipped a beat?

Can't wait to see the arguments that the dad is the bad guy here.

I totally had this puzzle when I was a kid! New England drove me nuts.

I'm kind of surprised at how many of these stories involve the, uh, Distribution of Spent Product as a detail.

Can mall security even legally detain you? They're not public law enforcement officers; they're private employees.

I can't think of anyone who'd want to be referred to as a "Rape Victim/Performance Artist". Sounds like the world's shittiest business card.

Tru but u don't just be having sex with just anybody but I cant doe my body is taken for my boyfriend.

Every fall, my parents would take me to a local pumpkin farm. We'd pick out some pumpkins, pose together in the Halloween-themed cardboard cutouts, feed the goats, and end the day with eating caramel apples. It wasn't exciting in the way a trip to Six Flags or Disney would be by any stretch, but it was something I…

Regarding traditions, I think it's important to remember that it's the events that are important, not the dates. I married a nurse and with that came working around her schedule on weekends and holidays. You learn to take anniversaries, birthdays and holidays when you can fit them in, not necessarily on their…

I'll give him this: that's the skinniest Packer fan I've ever seen.

As I understand it, under the proposed ban, they won't be allowed to say the team name anymore. But what about visual representations? Will the team name need to be blurred from the stadium, fan signs, etc? Does this extend to their logo as well?