*calculates*

Ten months ago:

There is one boat and one boat only for proper chilling, and that is a pontoon boat. In every respect the opposite of a jetski, and all the better for it.

There’s a very distinct line between “collecting” and “hoarding.”

Bizarrely this is the second time this year that I have seen one of these and not only on the interwebly doodah thingamajig. Fewer than 1000 were built and almost none with a tow hitch, I think five or six (yes I helped someone sell one), the tow hitch is for.........................

Thank you for not making this a slideshow.

Would like to see some heat shielding between the woodstove and the plywood wall.

It’s like keeping your trophy wife a virgin so her next husband can have a rockin’ good time.

or how a near miss should technically be a hit.

“For those who present as women, we ask that you cover your nipples.”

Ugh.

Unfortunately for the farmer, the John Deere technician is going to have to come out to train the computer to recognize the new replacement windshield.

I’ve consulted many a doggo on this one: a peanut butter dispenser.  I have no idea if it’s feasible or even recommended by a veterinarian, I’m just passing along what they’ve all told me.  

USA

Small shows > big shows

Jesus, most of the shows I go to are a half dozen dudes who smell like weed unloading a white Econoline with a U-Haul trailer behind it, and those guys play in the band too.

Action: buy a gas guzzler that requires premium fuel and drive it 44k miles per year

Plant?

Egg?

Seriously, it was formative. Like Bruce Wayne's parents getting murdered, but instead of becoming Batman I dedicated my life to mocking things on the internet.