Oh, I gotta try the microwave thing. BRB...

I do the most basic of planning. I figure out where I’m going to be (location and radius of possible travels), time I will be there (breakfast, lunch, dinner), pull that area up on Google Maps, and select “Search This Area - Restaurants”.

Jokes on them, then. 

Was in a rib-cookoff this weekend. Had some spare space on the smoker, so gave this a try. Is now my new favorite thing!

After pulling 140+ peppers off of one ghost pepper plant last fall, I was in a need to use those babies up. Canning a case of ghost pepper jelly later, and....

Now, for us lazy people, could you lay out in a comparison grid the specs of the Qualcomm 3100, the Qualcomm 4100, the old Exynos, and new Exynos?

So THAT’S what’s happening to me. I just wish the women I’m dating would tell me. 

A person with a dress shirt, tie, hardhat, and clipboard has unlimited access to almost 99% of the secured spaces in the world by acting confident.

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you have too much money.

First I snorted. Then I looked to see if you were peeking at me from over the cube wall.

Where I hail from (Minnesota), it’s known as the ‘boulevard’. 

As a man, I’ll say that I try to co-exist in “The Stoner” and “The Professional” roles simultaneously. 

You had me at “scream-lectured”. 

That’s all well and good until the economy crashes, stagflation ensues, the owner of the car loses their job (thus their car).

I haven’t had to worry about financing/refinancing a mortgage, but if/when that happens, I 100% will be looking at manual underwriting. I haven’t had a sniff of credit in the past 5 years - and I’m now so unknown by the credit reporting agencies that none of them are able to provide a credit score. 

So does your mom. 

You trade it for a one-hitter or something else?

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Mine’s not dedicated.

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