I see they remembered to bring the Ivanka stand-in manakin doll along.

What was it, 12, 18 months ago?

I have been very successful in asking the person who is setting up the interview. When called/emailed to set up a time for the interview, I usually respond with “The job description was not very clear about the salary range for this position. I understand that your company has very good benefits, but I would hate to…

Sorry for your confusion. Generally, I don’t have to put a “/s” on the end of my posts because most people have the ability to determine that on their own.

Is this where I’m supposed to post this and say “Millennial Theft Prevention System”?

All I can see is a basket of fries, straight out of the fryer, being overturned onto the driver’s lap.

Mine had the butterscotch chips in the topping, not the actual bar.

Project U.F.O. anyone?

Stolen Election Story:

Please add “my hero” to your tagline. 

SpaceX takes “throw something against the wall and see what sticks” pretty seriously, don’t they?

Little crowded for my tastes:

We need more of this:

How about a Kickstarter funding to acquire the rights to the movies from the first several seasons?

I think if you do this right, BOTH sides are greased, so the idea of ‘greased side up’ doesn’t really work here. 

The Everclear in this video is only 120 proof (probably a jurisdictional issue).

WHY WASN’T THIS A SLIDESHOW?

I’ll speak for us who have flown only on Ultra-Low-Cost Airlines and are packed in like cattle because we are so cheap.

Woah big spender! At least a once a month, I find them on sale for $0.79/lb. My deep freeze thanks me for keeping it full for energy efficiency’s sake. 

It’s like getting screwed playing 6 to 5 blackjack.