The app Sleep As Android has been a game changer for me. I use it in conjunction with my WearOS powered watch; between my phone and my watch, it gets me up during a light sleep phase about 75% of the time, which makes it much, much easier to hit the ground running.

Dammit. EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE A SQUIRREL IN A TREE, I think to myself “It can’t walk backwards down the tree” just because I read it once in an EB book. 

Would love the opportunity to ‘re-grey’ the trolls. 

Jeesh. Both times I read that as “just moist”. Mind must be in the gutter after this discussion.

I own several sets of the Rubbermaid Brilliance line, in all sorts of shapes and sizes, and cannot recommend them highly enough. 

I own several sets of the Rubbermaid Brilliance line, in all sorts of shapes and sizes, and cannot recommend them…

Would consider a “No Amazon” month, but the wife has already blown by that twice in two days...

Not even going to read the article before I CP this one. 

*Drops head in shame. Has driven a Versa since 2013, just passed 201k miles with no maintenance issues. Wishes I could be a hater like everyone else.*

I don’t find this weird at all. In fact, I did this twice last summer! Made it fun because we were able to invite our friends back to the campsite for an after-dinner campfire (who were warned in advance to bring outdoor clothes to wear)

That’s not a shrimp in his pants, if you know what I mean.

Are you from the future? /s

If KFC sold Bucket O’ Skins, I’d be in the drive-thru lane right now. 

I’m not crying, you’re crying. 

Due to fortunate circumstances, I was able to sell my house for twice what I paid for it and move in with my wife (See: fortunate circumstances). This allowed us to: 1. Get 100% out of debt; 2. Establish a legitimate 6 month emergency fund; and 3. Bump up retirement savings to 20% each. 

When I’m at work, I 100% rely on Messages on the PC. Love the pop up notifications - and I don’t have to keep checking my phone.

Got it (finally) yesterday. Now I just need to convince others that the Android Messages app would be better suited for their needs (and my interest in seeing how this bad boy finally works)

Thank you for the laugh out loud in the office this morning due to the best use of an Arrested Development quote I’ve seen all day.

Thank you for the laugh out loud in the office this morning due to the best use of an Arrested Development quote…

I’m sorry, what temperature?

I also do this. The staff’s first stop at the table usually starts with “What can I get you to drink?” and I indicate our drink order AND the appetizer we want. When they return with the drinks, we order our entrees. Usually gives us a 5-10 minute headstart with the apps on the table before the entrees come out.

Contrary to the spirit of The Inventory, I’m not going to buy anything this week or weekend. I refuse to perpetuate the belief that buying stuff that I don’t need with money I don’t have to impress people who I don’t like is important to me or my family (glad to attribute that quote and belief to Dave Ramsey).

Contrary to the spirit of The Inventory, I’m not going to buy anything this week or weekend. I refuse to perpetuate…