I think that what most people didn’t realize with this movie (especially the first part) was that THE SILENCE WAS A CHARACTER.

I have this. The description (or photo) does not adequately indicate that this is designed to be mounted on a wall.

I have this. The description (or photo) does not adequately indicate that this is designed to be mounted on a wall.

Unfortunately, I was seated IN FRONT of a group of 6 people during A Quiet Place who felt that alternating between eating popcorn with their mouths open and digging around in the almost empty M&M bag was appropriate behavior during the first 30 minutes of the movie (which is mainly silent). I say unfortunately because…

And once they acquire their next level of rust, you’ll offer to take them off his hands, right?

100% this. I cannot understand in any way, shape, or form why my wife insists on using the local contacts manager on her phone and struggling to transfer them to a new phone every 3 years. She looks on in amazement when I get a new phone, log in to Google, and have everything I need in 5 minutes or less. 

Unfortunately, with one tweet, Trump will lay the blame for the coming recession at the feet of an Obama-era policy, absolving himself of any responsibility. And the minions will eat it up. 

Heck ya - we used to (and probably still should) call vodka lemonades “The Official Drink of Summer”.

I’ll pay for content if: in exchange, the site is ad-free. I’ll stomach the ads if the content is free.

Turns out, everyone is correct.

Also: tabulating how many drinks a person has had (no matter which bartender they have interacted with), a determination of sex, approximate weight, probable blood alcohol content based on purchases and time, probable BAC based on facial degradation, and matching your face with other publicly available information to…

Based on the trades done at the deadline, I’ve already ordered my 2019 Houston Astros World Series Champion t-shirt. 

Any way I can use my free Capitol One credit monitoring to extend my free Equifax credit monitoring? At this rate, I should have free monitoring for life.  Jeesh. 

This advice, of course, is only for those people who have credit cards. I’ve rented several cars in the US with only a debit card. I understood the consequences (have money on hold, etc), but was worth the effort. 

or in the spirit of YNAB (and me maximizing my money saving opportunities), you could use my referral link for YNAB, get your free trial, and if you subscribe after the trial, I get a free month!

The animals in line at the unemployment center would disagree with this take.

Aren’t we all just children at heart, anyway?

You can’t win a golf tournament on day one, but you can certainly lose one.

In America, we just give it to companies like Google. No need to hack. 

Sorry, gig economy workers. No one has a gun to your head forcing you to take these crappy jobs. Just like no one is forcing me to sit in a cubicle all day. If you don’t like how Instacart is treating you, or that the app makes too much noise, maybe find something else to do?

100 years from now, if humans still exist on this planet, my great-grandchildren will either: laugh out loud, or cry uncontrollably when they learn about this period of time in history.