In my head, that was spoken in Ron Howard’s voice.

Can verify: this speaker rocks. I bought it last year, and I think I’ve charged it 3, maybe 4 times. It lives in my bathroom for shower singalongs, goes out to the deck to party, and comes along when camping and some “mood music” is appropriate in the tent (WINKWINKWINK). Sounds great, charge lasts forever!

Can verify: this speaker rocks. I bought it last year, and I think I’ve charged it 3, maybe 4 times. It lives in my…

Why, oh why, does Harvard need so much money? $39,000,000,000 in investable assets (A spokesman for Harvard’s endowment, which manages $39 billion, declined to comment.)

Doubleplusgood on the smoked paprika in the rub. Most rubs call for paprika with the disclaimer “doesn’t add much flavor, but adds the color you like when smoking meat”. Smoked paprika does the double duty of flavor AND color. Unfortunately, a little bit pricier. 

The Ministry of Truth agrees with your take. Doubleplusgood. 

The first person to use the abbreviation AYFKM didn’t know this video was coming, but nailed it. 

*steps away, Googles*

The Camp Chef Oven. This is a must when I go car camping and want to go a bit over the top with the glamping food.

The Camp Chef Oven. This is a must when I go car camping and want to go a bit over the top with the glamping food.

Dry tents: This happens EVERY TIME, NO MATTER THE WEATHER.

Dry tents: This happens EVERY TIME, NO MATTER THE WEATHER.

I got both of my kids in the water early in life (way before 1 year old). I wasn’t trying to teach them how to swim, or how to roll over, or how to surface. I just wanted them to not be scared to death of the pool. I had taught swimming lessons for over 7 years (kids from 3 to 17), and the number of 3 year olds that…

Great. Now another reason for the lines to grind to a halt as the Deadhead in front of me tries to explain to the TSA officer that his gummies are certified THC free. Nevermind the roach he forgot to untuck from behind his ear. 

As a casual Minnesota Wild fan, trading Zucker would be another failure in a long list of failures that would keep the Wild from taking the next step necessary in creating a winning team.

BRAVO.

Mr. Trump is the best friend the men and women of our armed forces will ever have.

I had to put my 04 Element EX out to pasture 5 years ago (had 278,000+ miles on it-yes it drive a lot) and I regret it every day. Just this morning, I looked through the used ads to see if anything caught my fancy.  *SIGH*

Pinball>everything else.

*shudders*

Isn’t the key number listed on your keychain?

I am concerned that along with seeing a chicken with its head cut off, it also appears to be a silhouette of the United States and I can’t figure out if it’s supposed to look that way or if I am crazy or what.  

How come the last time I saw the phrase “Great Patriot Farmers” it was in a press release from the Soviet Union from sometime in the 1980's when they were trying to convince the world they WEREN’T on the verge of collapse?