Mr. Trump is the best friend the men and women of our armed forces will ever have.

I had to put my 04 Element EX out to pasture 5 years ago (had 278,000+ miles on it-yes it drive a lot) and I regret it every day. Just this morning, I looked through the used ads to see if anything caught my fancy.  *SIGH*

Pinball>everything else.

*shudders*

Isn’t the key number listed on your keychain?

I am concerned that along with seeing a chicken with its head cut off, it also appears to be a silhouette of the United States and I can’t figure out if it’s supposed to look that way or if I am crazy or what.  

How come the last time I saw the phrase “Great Patriot Farmers” it was in a press release from the Soviet Union from sometime in the 1980's when they were trying to convince the world they WEREN’T on the verge of collapse? 

That’s right, a second-generation Dodge Dakota could be configured to fulfill all but one requirement in the Hierarchy of Pickup Truck Needs. Those requirements, in case you haven’t been reading up on your truck bible lately, are: Regular cab, bench seat, V8, manual transmission, four-wheel drive, stamped tailgate.

Was excited at first. Then disappointed. Banner showed the small Instant Pot was only $32.

Was excited at first. Then disappointed. Banner showed the small Instant Pot was only $32.

That bun is the standard size 4" bun (not undersized). The bar’s menu had talked about how big their tenderloin sandwiches were, so we only ordered that single dish knowing we would split. We asked for another bun after we took this photo and cut in half.  

Remember, some places pride themselves on the size of their sandwiches.

Just make sure you don’t fall into a Roofie Circle. 

Another Heggies lifer here. Nothing beats their Six-Pack Pizza (Made with 4 meats and 2 cheeses. Loaded with sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, bacon, cheddar and mozzarella). I’d take this over 95% of the pizza restaurants available in Minnesota.  

Back in the day when I collected and traded cassette tape recordings (yes, that was a thing), you 100% looked for 1st generation SB (soundboard) recordings - a direct line out from the soundboard. Second best option? 1st-3rd generation FOB (Front Of Board) recordings. The guy running the sound board had the best seat…

Don’t be sad because you didn’t go big the first time around. Many Kudos to the Audio-Technica AT-LP120-USB Direct-Drive Professional Turntable (USB & Analog) at $249. 

Don’t be sad because you didn’t go big the first time around. Many Kudos to the Audio-Technica AT-LP120-USB…

I’ve always wanted one of these, but could never justify the cost. Seems like an item you wish someone else owned so you could just borrow it whenever you needed it!

I’ve always wanted one of these, but could never justify the cost. Seems like an item you wish someone else owned…

Blew daughter’s mind last night with this printer. She needed something printed (a document of mine from Google Drive). I pulled it up on my phone, hit print.

Blew daughter’s mind last night with this printer. She needed something printed (a document of mine from Google…

Even worse than a shoot em’ up Marvel adventure movie: A packed theater during opening weekend of A Quiet Place, with at least 50% of the theater munching their way through paper bags of popcorn and rattling plastic bags of candy.

Would be the exact reason I kept a squeegee next to me when there was a threat of rain and I was topless in the Jeep. The rain would circle back onto the interior of the windshield and I’d have to squeegee it at the same rate as the wipers on the outside. 

Nice substitution for those watching carbs. I put the ingredients into the recipe creator at myfitnesspal (6 servings), and assuming that one celery root was 0.61 kg (the best guess I could find for the ‘average’ celeriac - fancy name for celery root), the carbs per serving was only 21. Made with exact same weight of…