I’ve always been a Shirley fan myself.

I wonder if Patrick George is available?

+1 hail mary, two blown chip shot FGs, and 12 fucking men in the huddle...

Absolutely not. The very notion that the Vikings shitting the bed doesn’t involve missing a chip-shot field goal is insulting to those of us that have watched previous chip shots, hoping they’d go in, and fucking knowing they never would.

Not necessarily a pickup conversion, but a old truck dropped on the vic frame for better handling. 

Theilen and Diggs are ridiculous. They both show how scouting is almost completely random.

Remember to wear supportive underwear guys. I have seen hundreds of naked elderly men, and their bollocks end up like like two golf balls in a sock.

I want to make the opposite of this: basically the same thing, but the motors act as generators instead. It resists all of your movements, converting some of your energy into electricity. Wear it while doing normal stuff like cleaning or dishes or yard work; suddenly, anything can be a workout, and you can charge your…

This is what I do at parties.

It is actually the accepted method for a motorcycle and taught that way at the MSP. Turn it to LO at night, of course.

>>Looking at the skid marks on the road,

SHHHHH!

Two reasons:

Things like this really make me miss covering this sport and that track in particular. Really gives me the warm fuzzies about the Harvick/Ty Dillion hammer throwing incident from 2013.

I don’t get the timing of what Hamlin did. There were three laps to go, and they’d surely throw a caution if he spun Elliott out, which would bunch up the field and leave Hamlin vulnerable to the same thing happening to him.

The ones I’ve driven DO have brakes like boat anchors. You drop anchor, and the truck stops at some indeterminate point later.

He may want to fight Diabeetus first

Also don’t forget about his big win in the truck series earlier this season in a one off race for an underfunded team when he was still looking for a ride; aero rules be damned it was still very impressive to see.

I actually refer to it as Screaming Chicken Yellow. or my personal favourite, ‘ “Oh my god, its so” Yellow’

Never mind that the Councours has existed in its current generation for roughly a decade and the Goldwing caters to a completely different kind of rider.