I thought the CGI cigar smoke from Tig looked stupid either find an actor willing to smoke for real or don’t bother

It was the think before typing and I’d hardly call it crazy

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-27/new-exposure-sites-added-in-victoria-covid/100169082

I can’t help you if you can’t read wander back to mom’s puss filled mitt

No you stupid motherfucker you need to explain why other venues that aren’t bigger or more open air were never closed. 

The only thing I’d disagree with is the Suicide Girl part that chick didn’t have a single tattoo. There was an unnecessary amount of dumbness propelling the opening scene narrative. The 2 doofusses don’t react to the headlights for about 3 seconds longer than even the slowest doofus would in real life. The driver of…

Go fuck your mother

My mum won’t let me have Code Red she says it makes me yell at the screen

Bullshit there’s nothing about a movie theater that makes it more risky than other leisure venues that have been open for the last year

I’ve taken shits that look more like Darth Vader’s head than this place

Never mind that pud Miles Teller who’s playing Robert Evans? Cuz everyone knows he’s the real star behind the Godfather Baby!

Fun fact: the cast of Seinfeld don’t get residuals. Jerry and Larry David said “no soup for you”

I only practice self abuse

I hate Sauces from Slovakia. Saskatchewan too.

No I just don’t believe you. The CDC recommends that everyone with an autoimmune disorder should get vaccinated.

Nope try again

Wait don’t be fooled

Teacups I guess.

I just wanna see a hippo pop up and the Rock pull out a 45 and blast him.

Bogart was Scotch, Martinis and cigarettes while the Rock is strictly Tren, Clen and Anavar.