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hammerbutt
Apr 9
1

“I’d hammer a cock suckin’ gin and tonic, that’s all I know.” — Mrs. McMurray

Mar 29
24

Well according to the actual gibberish mythology spouted in the last one godzilla is the boss of all these monsters like mothra and that giant snuffleupagus and that bitchy bird and they all create balance in the world or something so I imagine kong is mad at godzilla for something maybe he raised the rent

Mar 29
8

Sounds like you haven’t seen the last couple of Godzilla movies. Now the main character has to save his daughter even if it means billions of people will die.

Mar 26
1

The only thing they did wrong was not having security rough you up and toss you out into the parking lot. This secret item stuff needs to go.

Mar 25
1

Can you prove that allegation?! How do you know he wasn’t motor boating minors while he was a helicopter pilot?

Mar 25
1

The Sports Illustrated controversy wasn’t that Williams won instead of a horse it’s that none of the readers wanted Serena Williams to win the award at all. She finished 11th in the readers poll behind American Pharoah as well as Simon Biles, Carli Lloyd, and Ronda Rousey. Even among female voters only Williams Read more

Mar 20
15

She really wasn’t “famous” before that movie. Total Recall was the only movie anyone had seen her in. It’s also the sort of thing stars like Douglas negotiate into their deals so he might have wanted only his name there.

Mar 19
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Your story does not compute. You say she was bringing a drink by every 15 minutes and then you tipped her $20 and she started bringing you a drink every 15 minutes. When I’m playing Blackjack I tip a dollar per drink I get 4 to 5 drinks per hour til I get into the high teens at which point I slow down to a maintenace Read more

Mar 19
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Pre tipping is just a way to let them know your post tip will be even bigger. Also don’t forget the mail in tip once you get home.

Mar 19
3

I have an egg steamer that is shaped like a chicken it rules.

Mar 18
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He’s basically a greedy little bitch he wants to bang the wife without the creepy interactions with his friend but he knew that going in. He knew the strings that were attached to the deal when he agreed to it now he just wants to eliminate the strings.

Mar 17
1

Killing off EZ would be the best move the show could make. He’s a shit actor and his storyline is the weakest part of the show.

Mar 16
2

I agree I’m not a Roger Moore guy but LALD is my top Bond movie

Mar 15
2

Everyone except maybe Darryl and Carol have contracts that only pay them if they appear in an episode. The producers of this show only care about profits advancing the story doesn’t concern them.