That was Madonna’s fault apparently the movie was about that silly Kaballah stuff she was into

Show me any proof that this guy knew what he was doing and I’ll be glad to 

It’s also within the realm of possibility (maybe thousands of miles closer than your hypothesis) that a Gawker website writer would imply this without having a hot damn clue of what he knew or didn’t know. Shemp

Maybe it’s time for Britt Hayes to stop referring to people who are unaware that the OK sign has been co-opted by a few racist nut bags as someone who is clearly a grade-A dumb-dumb in addition to being a racist dick

I’m not discounting how big an idiot she is but there was really no danger here. All she did was step over a 3 foot fence the camera angle hides most of the reality of the situation.

Maude Lebowski : In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men…

I thought George Jones established this precedent several years ago

Snowball

I really can’t imagine anyone interpreting “I’m sober” to mean anything else but “I’m an alcoholic”. I also can’t imagine anyone hiring him after such a disclosure so don’t say anything.

My first instinct is that the dress looks like a formless maternity mumu but I’m guessing you’re going with racism

I didn’t think I’d ever be saying that hoisting up your boobs was a bad thing

It was in Florida

That’s like the setup for every step mom porn video out there

Without Predator 2 we wouldn’t have that shot of the Alien trophy head. Would you really want to live in a world that didn’t have the Alien-Predator crossover?

You can’t cut the bicep handshake 

There were a lot of self important douches reviewing films back then. Roger Ebert got it right most of the time though.

Poor Sully thought he was gonna be killed last

I was thinking that Eileen suddenly meeting her white knight who doesn’t care about her past and wants to fully fund her movies is a little bit too much of a fairy tale for this story.

If Hydra goons tried something they’d get the “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!” treatment.

I thought last weeks scene with the corn cob in the rump was out of place I certainly don’t recall anything like that in mainstream 80s porn