His uncle hasn’t said a word since he got to Toronto I don’t think he’s actually in the picture or if he has any handlers

What about Charlestown? Is everyone there still an armored car robber?

Only a pompous American jackass would refer to the Canadian comments as thin skinned pearl clutching

This has nothing to do with race or sex you’re an idiot. Cam Newton’s criticisms stem from him wanting to mock players when he was winning but acting like a baby when he got beat. The entire Cleveland Browns team disliked their coach his desire to include Mayfield in some on the field hug is more an example of how out…

Victor found the toxic debt that Rebecca didn’t tell Axe about.

I had my doubts about The Raptors but I was sure that the Celtics were going to be a complete shitshow and they were.

How does it work if you sign 2 guys who are going to be on the IR all year do they still count towards the cap?

I would think the time to announce you are staying is while you are holding the finals MVP trophy but when he was asked he replied “I will be making a decision this summer” he’s gone. Even worse is once he leaves Ujiri is going to take the money and the job with the shitty Bullets.

There’s a former salt mine that converted into the perfect place to store old film. All of Johnny Carson’s old show tapes are down there.

I thought there was only 1 road?

Yeah it’s called the Lachman test when I tore mine playing football the trainer did it on the field in a couple of minutes

It would take a trainer about 2 minutes to test for a torn ACL it’s pretty simple.

Why would they do that they give everyone who needs access a pass. Ujiri lost or forgot his

Why would they do that they give everyone who needs access a pass. Ujiri lost or forgot his

HGH

What about the nutmeg?

The true test of Everest is when you get to Hillary step and you have to climb that long aluminum ladder

Hebrewz is talking about celebrating success as if it is akin to breathing. 

In Canada we had Professor Julius Sumner Miller on House of Frightenstein although it was never explained why a professor was giving physics lectures in a haunted castle

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