When I was a kid, I asked my mom what a good April fools prank would be. She told me to go up to my teacher and say “hey mrs.wilson, what happened to your car?!”

Well as I said there was no ammo. Dad used to trap/skeet shoot so made his own shells and kept those locked up

This is not an April Fool’s story but my brother and I are Irish twins (a prank unto itself) and one summer night when we were both 7 for a few weeks we had a very nice teenage girl babysitter. Her teen friends typically thought they were funny and were going to prank our sitter by coming over after dark and tapping…

I think since he didn’t let you waste your time running to the parking lot, that is pretty funny

That’s hilarious and super evil.

Some of my former student will say they suffered their worst prank at my hands. A few years ago I convinced my 4th grade science class that because of a very rare alignment of Venus, Earth, Mars and the Sun the gravity on Earth would be affected for 6/10 of a second and that if they jumped at the exact right moment,…

Cornell, my alma mater, is a private land-grant university meaning that generally, tuition is astronomical but they have big in-state tuition discounts for certain subsidized programs, which is how my family could afford to send me there. The school paper always prints a fake edition on April 1, but I was so stressed…

To kick this off, you must know I have a paralyzing fear of ET. My junior year of high school, my “friend” aka person who I hated but tolerated because it was a small school and she was friends with my friends, stole my car keys from my backpack during lunch and slipped them back without me noticing.

This will never show up. because I’m gray, but it is the shittiest prank anyone has ever pulled, IMO. Partly because it happened not on April Fool’s day, but on my birthday.

The “pranks” these days are far nicer than when I was in grade school. Worst prank? It was the same one every year. Kids would start running, pick up speed towards me and punch me in the stomach. Saying it was just a prank. Teachers thought it was hilarious. By 7th grade my mom (a teacher) decided to send me to a…

It was horrifying.

No one ever pranked me, I feel left out.

Isn’t that third pic two guys or do I need better glasses?

Run. fast.

Using the subject as an excuse to ask for some opinions from my fellow Jezzies. *Trigger warning.*

including prostitution, purchasing alcohol for underage team members, and paying others to complete their homework assignments.

I’ll give you this star, but consider this your warning.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

So what you’re saying is that people who have broken the law to come to this country, broken the law to stay in this country, and likely broken the law to work in this country, should feel perfectly comfortable going to a place populated by people who ENFORCE the law, and where people are judged and sentenced for…

Can we also talk about the fact that Chrissy Teigen “sleeping” through his acceptance speech was probably not a coincidence?