THANK YOU for explaining this to me

I purposefully left that out for fear of doxing myself 😀

If someone had brought a camera in the delivery room with me giving im pretty sure I would have murdered them.

That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and probably illegal.

Once in elementary school I told my classmates that my great uncle took over a small country and ruled it. My grandmother had told me this, so I repeated it as true. I was resoundly laughed at and tormented. It did not help that I am like the whitest white person and the country in question was not very white.

I don’t know I feel this counts as getting busted, but here goes.

Aw man never make up lies that are verifiable! You had diarrhea or something

I think he’s the jackass. Sex or no, it’s easy to forget someone’s name who you met one time while you were drinking. Seems to me like he used the name thing to run outta there and make you feel bad instead of blaming him.

Though this story is amazing, I feel like you lose this pissing contest because you weren’t caught. At life however, this was a win.

I am tearing up from laughing so hard. This is the most epic lie for and 8 year old I’ve ever heard of.

This reminds me so much of a friend of mine....we did Jr Lifeguards over there summer and at about age 11 she bled through her tampon and had blood on her legs. Another older girl whispered to her if she needed a tampon and she said she sat on a razor and cut her legs. It was completely obvious she was lying. Sigh. …

JUST THINK ABOUT THE LAST PLACE I WASHED AND THE FIRST PLACED YOU WASHED.

Dude....no.

My husband was molested as a child over a period of several years by a neighbor. And his mother basically blamed him for messing up the family and even invited the guy over later.

I am in a professional union. For lawyers.

I really think it’s the arctic acid or a combo. I’ve never had a reaction to lube or latex and I use both all the time. The 2nd gyn who made the comment about about ‘not taking a lot to cause a histamine reaction’ (God I love that lady. She was a cervical cancer researcher at Johns Hopkins. Too bad I moved to…

Maybe you are a rapid metabolizer or only partial? Either way, I just like the studies about the scientific reason this stuff happens because it make sure it a lot harder for doctors to tell you it’s all in your mind or that you’re wrong about your own body.

I’m not allergic to iodine. I think I actually had a reaction to the acetic acid.

I really wish this was a real thing women could do. It would be so useful. I mean...it was bad. I use the NuvaRing and I could not get it back inside my body. I told my BFF about this of course and she called it “angry vagina”and we use that instead of the ‘24 hour flu’ excuse anytime we wanna get out of something.

It’s pretty imposssible to believe there wasn’t some sort of warning label about discontinuing use .....what a horrible doctor with poor reading comprehension skills. Ugh.