This is the most pedantic thing I’ve read in years, so bravo. Out pedanting the most pedantic of internet commenters.

Also Alloy crafts these arrows with machine shards and twigs... and she makes 60 in like 5 seconds!

Alloy also shoots arrows that freeze giant metal robots, set metal things on fire, blow parts off the robot without damaging them, somehow hacks a machine into attacking other machines, and delivers a nasty electric shock.

Poppycock. Are you going to tell me next that Mario is a bad plumber because he allows himself to go inside the pipes?

Swimmers Upset Swimmer Won’t Piss, In Pool

I won’t embed them here because they were vile, but he and Ishii also traded headbutts in their match. They were pulled, and so not as violent as possible, but not commendable risks to take.

I just love the math that needs to be figured out in terms of if the Oilers have to send Calgary a third round draft pick:

What do you think “bias” means?

UUmmYes the fuk he did. When he quit on the Dolphins do your fukn research 1st. Thats why i dont like him. He a coward. Ditched them and been winning ever since..bye 

Biff? Is that you?

As a Michigan State alum, I disagree sir.

I mean if you needed another example;

this is what people think all conservatives are now, and we are not.

Then you deny it happened when they regain conciousness and get upset, there was no tube sock with wood screws, they did it to themselves, they are just anti tube sock with wood screws and made it up, they are faking being injured, etc...

Oh it's fucking Oosterhof isn't it? (PS. My phone tried to autocorrect Oosterhof to posterior. Good work phone.)

“And she yells, ‘I am your minister and you’re a fucking piece of shit and you’re a fucking loser’.” 

“Hi, I’m new Coyote Phil Kessel. On the ice, I let my stick do the talking. Off the ice:

Averages has nothing to do with what Bernie said, though.

Look again at your own picture. The track is bending right, both drivers are going straight. How exactly was LeClerc supposed to “yield[] to Verstappen’s line”? You want him to slam on the brakes? Verstappen went wide in a deliberate attempt to force LeClerc off the track. You can’t get a nose ahead and then use that…

Shup up and just fucking watch the whole damn lot of it. Your Persident is speaking to you, it is important!