I’m going to blast this at my neighbors the next time they play loud music at 3am.

“while it doesn’t matter which team actually won the game—and frankly, no one remembers” 

I never have this issue except on mobile and I whitelist the Deadspin(?) Media Group sites, but I run in Opera so maybe it blocks them?

Damn it, you just made me like Bill Belichek...

I don’t even blame Stephens for this. He’s hideous snowflake piece of shit and nothing will ever change that, so he’s going to write garbage like this all the time.

This should not be either confusing, or surprising. The US is NOT a Democracy, it is a Republic. One vote has never had the same worth as another; there have always been states where a single vote mattered more. Voting in Wyoming vs. California for US Senate grants a massively disproportionate amount of power the…

Ooo, look Sharia law (enforcement)!  I eagerly look forward to lots of outraged conservatives calling this out on Fox news tonight.

It’s only funny when it happens to the other guys.

“Jordan Binnington, who saved 32 to become the only rookie goaltender ever to win all 16 games needed in the postseason.”

Laura, I would love to take you seriously on this issue, but your article is only 1,964 words long. Clearly you are not qualified to discuss this topic.

“Nor is it clear how Sullivan will respond.”

While the death recorded error is embarrassing, wrong, and it shows that she’s the best scholar, I think it’s the last point that jumps out more to me:

Other People: “Hey Magic, you’d better watch out - this guy is gunning for your job!”

But in all it’s 45,000 years of training, it has never, ever played with someone as bad at DOTA as me...

Except as Pelosi points out, a glass of water - D would have won the general election. Thus the REAL election is the Primary....which AOC won by curbstomping one of Pelosi’s capo’s.

What good idea did this 19 year old kid have? Ovechkin grabbed him, then dropped his gloves, and the kid (under the rules of the game) had to drop his as well.

Alternative headline: 33 man assaults 19 year old kid on ice, nearly kills him.

“You just lied on a bible! You’re going to hell now!”

This is especially true in Canada, where we get a smaller database of “old stuff” movies and TV shows to watch compared to the US.

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