As a Vikings fan, I feel your pain (Gary Anderson will never be forgiven as long as I live) but I also find this whole situation incredibly funny.

A few weeks ago, I was writing a piece about a center at my university focusing on global warming—which is literally referenced in the mission statement—but told to change the language to avoid offending possible donors who would balk at the term. I was so pissed I thought about quitting because, what the fuck are we…

The charge:

They finally did it. They really did it! I have been warning you people for YEARS that our so-called “friends to the north” were not to be trusted. And now they’ve gone and annexed Boston, and we’re all sitting here like it’s normal! Wake up, people!

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

Myers seemed a little too eager to defensively gesture in the direction of those outside the team who’d questioned the severity of Durant’s injury.

Two thoughts:

Cowardly is the word. Forget the guy is on his knees and hands behind his head, or that you’ve got all these guys with guns, they still act like they’re about to be pounced on by one of those super-negroes they’ve all heard about. 

Cop in the video even fucking said "loosely matches".

The cop that approached her literally said he “loosely matches” the description of a suspect in an alleged armed robbery.

Also Toronto:

This is the series we’ve got, and the extant Warriors—a great team who have a won a title with this exact lineup core—are losing because they don’t have anyone quite like Kawhi Leonard.

IM sure he could tell through the texts it was true love. Your 100% making love to your hand tonight.

Health is a matter of luck, but there are aspects of health that a team can control.

“For anyone who believes we’ve reached equality (including in the alleged Equality State), they’re delusional,” Orr’s husband, Jimmy Orr, wrote in a Facebook post Monday morning. “I’m very proud of my wife for standing up and condemning this behavior.”

“I just don’t understand why he bit MY face!”

Or- or!- the players (and their agents) badly overvalued themselves.

Just to be clear the nickname for Team Canada’s national team isn’t Maple Boys but rather “Heritage Moments”.

You know, it's really hard just being a shark without all these unrealistic expectations weighing down on me because of how sharks are portrayed in the media. Sometimes I can't deal. Hence, why I ate this dick who couldn't watch where he was swimming.